Get ben to play the guitar or the keytar,whatever hes better at.
Ben Blonde steals a guitar from Tom O'Flanagan and rocks out at the Musical Assassins to no effect! His music skill is too low to compete!
Kill Ben
Brainwashed!Tom O'Flanagan quickdraws a Magnum and aims it at Ben Blonde!
*CLICKCLICKCLICK*Brainwashed!Tom O'Flanagan is out of bullets!
Mutalid claws at Tom O'Flanagan and misses!
Ben Blonde MISTAKENLY shoots Tom O'Flanagan in the chaos, hitting the left foot for 5 damage!
Tom O'Flanagan collapses to the floor unconscious.
Tom O'Flanagan is now incapacitated! Automatically proceeding through all the turns until player control can be regained.Ben Blonde fires the Suppressed Pistol at Musical Assassin 1, hitting the Gas Mask and breaking it!
Musical Assassin 1 clutches at his throat and begins asphyxiating! He takes 2 DMG to health and 5 DMG to stamina!
Mutalid claws at Musical Assassin 1, but he evades the attack!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 1 turn left to respawn.
Musical Assassin 3 plays the Harmonica at the Mutalid! Mutalid holds firm.
2 turns left until Tom O'Flanagan wakes upXxX_b111y_69_XxX respawns and swings at
Musical Assassin 3 with his boxing gloves!
Musical Assassin 3 dodges the attack!
Ben Blonde fires three rapid rounds from the Suppressed Pistol!
Musical Assassin 3 dodges the bullets!
Mutalid claws at Musical Assassin 3!
Musical Assassin 3 dodges and counterattacks by punching the Mutalid with his harmonica for 5 damage!
Musical Assassin 3 plays the Harmonica at Ben Blonde! Ben Blonde resists the Harmonica and is only hit for 3 Psychological Damage!
Musical Assassin 1 takes 3 DMG and loses 4 points of Stamina as he continues asphyxiating!
1 Turn left until Tom O'Flanagan regains consciousnessMutalid claws at Musical Assassin 3!
Musical Assassin 3 dodges the attack again!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX punches Musical Assassin 3 in the left leg for 4 damage!
Ben Blonde fires the Suppressed Pistol and hits Musical Assassin 3 in the right arm for 7 damage!
Musical Assassin 3 clutches his damaged right arm and screams in an alien tongue.
Musical Assassin 1 takes 2 points of damage and loses 6 Stamina.
Tom O'Flanagan regains consciousness!
Tom O'Flanagan quickdraws the Beam Rifle and fires a uncharged laser at Musical Assassin 3, hitting the throat for a critical 12 damage!
Musical Assassin 3 takes 1 damage from bleeding and dies.
Musical Assassin 1 is hit for 5 points of Stun and 2 points of damage and falls unconscious, helpless to avert his fate.
Loot Acquired: Bullets x5, Lasers x4, Shotgun Shells x5, Incendiary Rounds x1, Rockets x2, $10
"We finally did it! Heck yeah!"
"What do we have here? Look at this, Tom!"
Ben Blonde grabs a glowing canister and reads the label.
"It says 'Fuel Jet Upgrade'..... Drink the whole thing and you gain the ability to jetpack. Oh, and theres also the risk of unpleasant side effects."
"Who should drink it?"
MINIBOSS:Musical Assassin 1(4/20 HP, 0/20 STAM, BROKEN Gasmask) armed with Keytar(Higher Music skill=Stronger Effects)Dodge: 10.42
Music: 3.22
Speech: 12.99
Mutalid(Neutral) (Immune to Gas) (15/20 HP) armed with Claws
Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will asphyxiate and take damage)
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has
14/14 HP.
Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30
Boxing Gloves, Gas MaskBen Blonde has
9/15 HP, 8/15 MENT.
Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30
Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has
1/16 HP, 5/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, and a
Crippled Left Leg.
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x
[Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
[Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x
[Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
[Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts
[Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
| ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$266
(4)Gas Mask
| AMMO:
Bullets x5
Lasers x11
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x3
Shotgun Shells x8
Flamethrower Fuel x4
Rockets x8
Toast x2
High Explosive ammo x2
Incendiary Rounds x1
Stun Rounds x4 | SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.20/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00
| PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time) COOLDOWN-20Turns |
Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
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