Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[plad101]

Get out of the area. It's a danger zone.

Get to the outside and draw their fire by throwing a Molotov from the outside of the entrance.

We should ride into the danger zone

[Ad Bot]

[Ze Operator]

We should ride into the danger zone

We don't have any gas mask. We'd be playing right into the enemy's hands, and only hurt ourselves.

[tber123]

yell "ayy lmao"

then loving run into the gas and dance in it

yell "ayy lmao"

then loving run into the gas and dance in it

"ayy, lmao!" You scream as you rush into the gas shrieking and start dancing in i--*COUGH* Good lord, what is this putrid shi*COUGH* *COUGH* *HACK*You're starting to regret this---*HNNNNNNNNG* *Thud*

GAME OVER: [Insert witty pun here that I can't think of related to gas]

Get out of the area. It's a danger zone.

Get to the outside and draw their fire by throwing a Molotov from the outside of the entrance.

The entrance is on the left being covered in a cloud of gas.

The only way out is running past the aliens. The gas grenade has covered the only entrance and is slowly spreading towards you.

Rapidly level the entire room with the Akimbo Rocket L

Tom O'Flanagan whips out the Akimbo RocketL and prepares to kick ass!
*CLICKCLICKCLICK* *CLICK*
No rockets. Well stuff.

LET US KILL THE ALIENS!

Tom O'Flanagan fires the Magnum at Alien 2, hitting the right arm for 3 damage and breaking the energy shield!
Ben Blonde fires the Silenced Pistol at Alien 2, hitting the head for a critical 15 damage!
Alien 2 hollers in pain.
XxX_b111y_69_XxX runs up to Alien 2 and socks him in the face with the Boxing Gloves for 4 damage!
Alien 2 speaks these final words: o̩͙͎͍̫̮ɐ̪̮̠̺ɯ̘̙ͅl̞̀ ̹͜ʎ̖̬̦̪̠̮̰͘ʎ̯̦̻͔̹̺͝ɐ̝͚͙̥̕
Tom O'Flanagan loots a Gas Mask for himself!
Alien 1 fires the Crossbow at Ben Blonde and misses!
Alien 3 MISTAKENLY shoots Alien 1 in the chaos for 7 damage(5 absorbed by the shields) and breaks his energy shield!
Alien 1 shouts: ˙ĺᴉ͟ɐ͞ɟ ͠l̶lᴉʍ nǫʎ ̕˙͜ɹ̕ossǝɹdɯ̴ơʞ pu͝ᴉɟ ɹ̧ǝ̕ʌǝu̢ l͘l̛ᴉ͘ʍ ̕nóʎ

"We can do this..."

Alien 1(13/15 HP) armed with [1](Archery)Spartan911's Crossbow DMG 5-8, hits up to 2x [2]Gas Mask
Alien 2(DEAD) armed with [1](Small Guns)American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
Alien 3(14/14 HP) armed with [1](Explosives)Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4/4-7, fires twice [2]Gas Mask [3]Energy Shield 3HP

Loot Available:American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x

DANGER: Nearby Cloud of Gas Spreading(2 turns left)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05/30
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65/30
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5)Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x7 Lasers x6 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 NO Rockets Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[lord techno]

gtfo

[CRITAWAKETS]

You think of that newspaper you saw 4 days ago... Why?

Apparently the only one who knows this gas is possibly in v0002?

[tber123]

You think of that newspaper you saw 4 days ago... Why?

Apparently the only one who knows this gas is possibly in v0002?

What

[Ze Operator]

Equip the gas mask, if able.

Attack 3rd alien target. The akimbo rockets make the enemy a more moderate threat then a bunch of sharp sticks coming from another stick tied with string.

[Refticus]

yell the aliens peace cry, "ayy lmao"

[tber123]

yell the aliens peace cry, "ayy lmao"

"ayy lmao!" You yell at the aliens.
"˙̷s̢ņ ҉ʇ̧lǹsuᴉ͝ ̢ńoʎ͜ ̴ǝɹ҉ɐ̀p ͜ʍo͠H" The aliens reply.

Equip the gas mask, if able.

Attack 3rd alien target. The akimbo rockets make the enemy a more moderate threat then a bunch of sharp sticks coming from another stick tied with string.

Tom O'Flanagan fires the Magnum at Alien 3, hitting the head for a critical 12 damage(3 absorbed by the shield) and breaking the energy shield!
Ben Blonde fires the Suppressed Pistol at Alien 1, hitting the left hand for 5 damage!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX socks Alien 3 in the face with the Boxing Gloves for a critical 6 damage!
Alien 3 speaks these final words: "oɐ́ɯl̕ ʎ̷ʎɐ"
Alien 1 fires the Crossbow at Ben Blonde! Alien 1 hits the left leg for 6 damage]
Tom O'Flanagan fires the Beam Rifle at Alien 1, hitting the right leg for 5 damage BLOWING IT OFF!
Alien 1 lets out a ear-piercing shriek, accidentally drops his Gas Mask, and crawls off sobbing.
Ben Blonde and XxX_b111y_69_XxX loot gas masks!



Alien 1 comes running back in a few minutes later with his limbs reattached and a Laser Repeater!

Alien 1(10/10 HP) armed with [1]Laser Repeater
Alien 2(DEAD) armed with [1](Small Guns)American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
Alien 3(DEAD) armed with [1](Explosives)Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4/4-7, fires twice

Loot Available:(Small Guns)American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x
Auto Looted: Rockets x6, Bullets x2, Lasers x1

1 Turn left until the gas spreads to you. Good thing your party has gas masks on.

Ben Blonde has 9/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.67/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5)Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x8 Lasers x6 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x6 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Ze Operator]

Equip the newly looted gas masks, and the Akimbo Rocket Launcher. Fire a couple at the
sorry alien.

Punchline: "Alienated."

[Space1255]

Do kickass martial arts on him

[tber123]

Equip the newly looted gas masks
Punchline: "Alienated."

Do kickass martial arts on him

Tom O'Flanagan and XxX_b111y_69_XxX lunge at the alien and attack! Chop! Chop! Chop! Judo flip!
Alien 1 takes a critical 11 damage from being punched in the face and dies.

Everyone puts on a gas mask right before the gas cloud catches up to them.

"Should we explore further into the labs or book it?"

Loot Available:(Small Guns)American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x

Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Everyone has a gas mask on, though.)

Ben Blonde has 9/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.69/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5)Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x8 Lasers x6 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x6 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.09/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Ze Operator]

"One of us stays posted at the entrance. The other two will investigate the rest of this lab."

[Nicepoint]

Lets do some push-ups and get stronger.

[Majorth]

Hand over Ben Blonde as a sacrifice as he is the one who's been receiving the most damage.