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Whats next after this?

BLF does X BLF Interrogates a man/Plans an assassination/Drops bad pickup lines/Covers up a murder/etc (Voting for this option will lead to a second poll)
The Other Side The adventures of Nameless McRedshirt and Frank Ruby as they work as security guards for banks, evil overlords, dictators, and so on.
High Rollers Its like "Pass or Fail" or "Blockade Blasters'. Multiple players allowed.
Post Apocalyptic Alcoholism Find a source of alcohol in a nuclear wasteland.
BLOODLUST: Off The Rails BLOODLUST all over again, but the objective is to derail it
The International Order of Communists Play as an agent in a Communist sleeper cell and defeat the International Order of Capitalists
Terrorist Adventure What starts as a normal game of Counter Strike degenerates into batstuff insanity. Only the Terrorists can bring order to chaos!
Yashka Sheriff's Quest for the Perfect Sausage One simple errand to fetch some sausages that obviously goes horribly wrong
The Assassination 2 Another round of assassinations.
Liberal Crime Squad: BLF Edition Defeat the Conservative Crime Squad, kidnap and brainwash Conservatives, and drop terrible pickup lines.

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^no x2

Take the snipe shot.

give interials the beam rifle and have him BLAM the driver guy

also give ben blonde the alien blaster and have him aim for the tires

^no x2

Take the snipe shot.

stop being a douchebag and saying no to other posts

tbf refticus' post was pretty dumb


jump out of the jeep
ain't nobody got time for this stuff

You jump out of the jeep and let it crash into a nearby wall, killing all your companions. You then continue tumbling along the road until you smack right into a huge truck barreling down the road. Cable is brainwashed into the ways of the Outcasts, and V21:Left Behind is now canon.

GAME OVER: HERE'S A DARWIN AWARD
No more derailing the plot.


stop being a douchebag and saying no to other posts
tbf refticus' post was pretty dumb

So he SHOULDN'T say to no to that?

If anyone has some sort of rifle or sniper, a semi automatic medium-sized weapon, get them to aim for the driver, and make sure to aim carefully, and when he's got a good shot, tell him to shoot.
^no x2

Take the snipe shot.
give interials the beam rifle and have him BLAM the driver guy

also give ben blonde the alien blaster and have him aim for the tires
Snipe them all.

"No problem, boy! I have my own weapon!"

Interials fires his custom-made scoped rifle at the Outcasts, hitting the Riot Guard's shield to no effect!
Ben Blonde fires his suppressed pistol at the tires, but misses! The Driver is swerving wildly!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX is unable to punch the Outcasts.
Tom O'Flanagan fires the Magnum one-handed at the Outcast Driver, but MISTAKENLY hits the Gunner instead for 5 damage!

Outcast Driver effortlessly weaves through oncoming traffic and fires the Sixshooter at Interials, hitting the torso to no effect!
Outcast Gunner sprays the Photon Machine Gun, hitting XxX_b111y_69_XxX for a total of 9 damage!
Outcast Rifleman aims his Remmington 700 and shoots Interials square in the chest, hitting the torso for 9 damage to no effect due to his armor!
Outcast Riot Guard fires the Defraction Gun at Ben Blonde, hitting him three times for a total of six damage!
Outcast Rocketeer is charging up his Flash Cannon!

Tom O'Flanagan is slowly equipping the Justice Rifle! (No Quickdraw Slot)
Ben Blonde fires his suppressed pistol at the Driver, hitting him for 6 damage!
Interials fires his custom-made rifle at the tires, popping one of them!
Outcast Driver crashes through a fruit stand and fires the Sixshooter at Interials, hitting him for a critical 5 damage!(18 - 13)
Outcast Gunner fires a full burst at the Jeep's tires, popping TWO of them!
Tom O'Flanagan finally equips the Justice Rifle and fires it at the tires of the Sports Car, popping a second one!
Outcast Rifleman fires the LegoDude Remmington 700 at Tom O'Flanagan, hitting him for 5 damage!
Outcast Riot Guard fires the Defraction Gun at Interials, hitting him six times to no effect!
Outcast Rocketeer FULLY CHARGES his Flash Cannon and fires a CHARGED SHOT directly at the party!
Interials leaps out of the Jeep and takes a direct hit from the Flash Cannon, suffering 7 damage thanks to his armor and sending him flying into the distance!
Interials has left the party.
Outcast Driver sticks his middle finger out the window of the Sports Car and makes a sudden right turn onto a intersection!
Outcast Riot Guard gives a mocking salute as he recognizes what will happen!
Outcast Rocketeer lets loose a evil cackle and charges up his Flash Cannon once again!

Theres a massive oil tanker crossing the intersection up ahead! (A)Speed up and hope you beat it to the punch, (B)slow down and go around, or (C)do something else entirely?

Green Sports Car(HOSTILE!)
Outcast Driver(14/20 HP) armed with Sixshooter DMG 6-8, hits up to 2x
Outcast Gunner(10/15 HP) armed with Photon Machine Gun DMG 3-5, can hit up to 4x
Outcast Rifleman(10/10 HP) armed with TheLegoDude's Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
Outcast Riot Guard(12/12 HP) armed with [1]Pandan's Riot Shield(Blocks projectiles) DMG 4-8 [2]Ladios's Defraction Gun DMG 2 per pellet, fires 6 pellets
Outcast Rocketeer(20/20 HP) armed with Ladios's Flash Cannon DMG 2-4(Uncharged Blast Radius) 4-9(Uncharged Direct Hit) OR 4-6(Blast Radius + Charged) 8-20(Charged, Direct Hit)
Cable(Hostage) (10 HP)


Things to Do
>Go to Port's Fortress and ask about v20(Main Objective)
>Capture a Landscaper Outcast and interrogate him about v20(Alternate Main Objective)
>Save Cable from kidnapping and brainwashing
Ben Blonde has 9/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05/30
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65/30
Tom O'Flanagan has 11/16 HP, 16 STAM, 5/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$256
(4)PlayBlock Magazine
AMMO:
Bullets x11
Lasers x9
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x2
Flamethrower Fuel x2
Rockets x4
Toast x2
Incendiary Rounds x2
Stun Rounds x5
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.60/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.00/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.16/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.25/30.00
Deflector: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 12:02:40 AM by tber123 »


B.

Get a look into the future to see Mecha Cable and the Left Behind Protagonist fighting.

Some how also get a look into before where you seem to be old and the LF Protag is a infant. With somebody carrying the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L). Then he says to you:Father,i think we should name him LFP.*Visions fade away*

(You got future visions!)

C try to use reflector to turn the world around.

A

have Billy spam the deflector furiously, and have ben blonde keep firing for the tires

B.

Get a look into the future to see Mecha Cable and the Left Behind Protagonist fighting.

Some how also get a look into before where you seem to be old and the LF Protag is a infant. With somebody carrying the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L). Then he says to you:Father,i think we should name him LFP.*Visions fade away*

(You got future visions!)

You grab some drugs from the glove compartment of the jeep, get really high, and start imagining that Cable is a mech fighting some guy in a yellow hat. You also see someone carrying a ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) right as the visions fade away, and you're sober again.

C. Blow it up.
A

have Billy spam the deflector furiously, and have ben blonde keep firing for the tires

Ben Blonde prepares to fire a single round from his suppressed pistol into the massive tanker, but you get a better idea and tell him to shoot the Outcast's tires! You speed up and BARELY beat the Oil Tanker to the punch!
Outcast Driver swerves the car to a sharp left and falls onto the freeway!
Tom O'Flanagan is still on his tail!
Outcast Driver makes another obscene gesture and fires the Sixshooter directly at Tom O'Flanagan's face!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX spams the deflector and luckily manages to deflect the bullet back!
Ben Blonde rapidly pops off a few rounds aimed at the tires, but misses!
Tom O'Flanagan fires his Revolver one handed at the Outcast Driver, but misses and strikes a nearby police car instead!
Police Officer 1 is now in hot pursuit of BOTH of you!
Outcast Gunner fires a full burst from the Photon Machine Gun at Tom O'Flanagan's tires and misses!
Outcast Rifleman fires the Remmington 700 at the police officers, but MISTAKENLY strikes the massive oil tanker and causes a huge explosion, wiping out several dozen bystanders! Oops.
Outcast Riot Guard fires the Defraction Gun at Ben Blonde(Billy mistimed the Deflector), hitting him once for 2 damage!
Outcast Rocketeer fully charges the Flash Cannon and fires it at the Police Car, hitting Police Officer 5 and 6 for 19 damage and killing them both!
Police Officer 1 yells at Outcast Driver to stop the car with the loudspeakers in the Police Car, damaging him psychologically!
Police Officer 2 fires a burst from the FN P90 at the Green Sports Car, popping a THIRD tire!
Outcast Driver yells "forget!" as he tries to control the car and prevent it from crashing into a oncoming truck.
Police Officer 3 fires the American 180 at Tom O'Flanagan's Jeep, harmlessly striking the doors instead!
Police Officer 4 yells for backup and fires the SG550 at the Outcast Riot Guard, but the bullet ricochets off his shield and hits a civilian driver!
Dead Civilian Driver's car swerves out of control and rams the Green Sports Car!
Outcast Driver tips the car on two wheels to avoid ramming into oncoming traffic!

There's a police roadblock up ahead in the middle of the freeway!

Green Sports Car(HOSTILE!)
Outcast Driver(14/20 HP, 16/20 MENT) armed with Sixshooter DMG 6-8, hits up to 2x
Outcast Gunner(10/15 HP) armed with Photon Machine Gun DMG 3-5, can hit up to 4x
Outcast Rifleman(10/10 HP) armed with TheLegoDude's Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
Outcast Riot Guard(12/12 HP) armed with [1]Pandan's Riot Shield(Blocks projectiles) DMG 4-8 [2]Ladios's Defraction Gun DMG 2 per pellet, fires 6 pellets
Outcast Rocketeer(20/20 HP) armed with Ladios's Flash Cannon DMG 2-4(Uncharged Blast Radius) 4-9(Uncharged Direct Hit) OR 4-6(Blast Radius + Charged) 8-20(Charged, Direct Hit)
Cable(Hostage) (10 HP)

Police Car(HOSTILE!)
Police Officer 1(10/10 HP) armed with Kaje Sniper DMG 6-11
Police Officer 2(10/10 HP) armed with Hata's FN P90 DMG 2-4, fires up to 5x
Police Officer 3(10/10 HP) armed with American 180 DMG 2-4, can hit 4x
Police Officer 4(10/10 HP) armed with Amade's SG550 Sniper Rifle DMG 5-9

Police Roadblock
Police Officer 5(10/10 HP) armed with Ladios's Laser Repeater DMG 2-4, hits up to 3x
Police Officer 6(10/10 HP) armed with MK1 Machine Rifle DMG 4-8, hits up to 2x
Police Officer 7(10/10 HP) armed with DUAL COMMUNISM DMG 4-8, fires twice
Police Officer 8(10/10 HP) armed with Manifest Destiny DMG 1-4, fires up to 5x
Police Officer 9(10/10 HP) armed with ASKR1 DMG 5-7(Normal) 2 per pellet up to 4 pellets(Shotgun Mode)
Police Officer 10(10/10 HP) armed with Laser SMG DMG 2-3, fires up to 6x
Police Officer 11(10/10 HP) armed with Guns Trikimbo DMG 3-6, fires 3x
Police Officer 12(10/10 HP) armed with Laser Carbine DMG 4-6, hits up to 3x
Police Officer 13(10/10 HP) armed with Plasma Pistol DMG 7-10
Police Officer 14(10/10 HP) armed with Kaje Sniper DMG 6-11

"This can't be good."


Things to Do
>Go to Port's Fortress and ask about v20(Main Objective)
>Capture a Landscaper Outcast and interrogate him about v20(Alternate Main Objective)
>Save Cable from kidnapping and brainwashing
Ben Blonde has 7/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05/30
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65/30
Tom O'Flanagan has 11/16 HP, 16 STAM, 5/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$256
(4)PlayBlock Magazine
AMMO:
Bullets x10
Lasers x9
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x2
Flamethrower Fuel x2
Rockets x4
Toast x2
Incendiary Rounds x2
Stun Rounds x5
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.60/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.00/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.16/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.25/30.00
Deflector: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 10:04:25 AM by tber123 »

Try communicating with the officers somehow, by shouting or something and say "We didn't mean to hit you!"

CAR JUMP OFF A RAMP AND AILERON ROLL WHILE SPRAYING BULLETS

Try communicating with the officers somehow, by shouting or something and say "We didn't mean to hit you!"

Tom O'Flanagan shouts that it was an accident!
The cops respond back on the loudspeaker and yell at you to stop speeding.

CAR JUMP OFF A RAMP AND AILERON ROLL WHILE SPRAYING BULLETS

You make a left to a nearby ramp and roll the car off while spraying bullets! The Jeep barely makes it past the police roadblock when the cops open fire, blowing it up and forcing everyone to bail!

Outcast Driver makes one last obscene gesture at Tom O'Flanagan before plowing through the roadblock and totalling his Sports Car!
"Godamn it!" The Outcast Driver curses under his breath. He prepares to leap out of the car guns blazing when a massive portal from v20 opens up! UFOs begin descending on the city!

You and your party scramble to cover while the cops fire upon the UFOs! Amidst the chaos, you notice the Outcasts hijacking a van and shoving Cable into it! You SLOWLY equip a Beam Rifle (since its not in a Quickdraw Slot) and prepare to pop off a shot at the van, but its too late! The van screams off into the distance with Cable crying out for mercy!

(If only you actually put your Quickdraw Slots to good use. Why are you using the crappy Revolver when the Magnum is a direct upgrade to it?)

The UFOs return fire with plasma cannons and wipe out all the Police Officers present before focusing their attention on YOU! The entire party is forced to run into a nearby building for cover!

UFO 1(30/30 HP) armed with Plasma Cannon DMG 1-15
UFO 2(30/30 HP) armed with Plasma Cannon DMG 1-15


Things to Do
>Go to Port's Fortress and ask about v20(Main Objective)
>Capture a Landscaper Outcast and interrogate him about v20(Alternate Main Objective)
Ben Blonde has 7/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05/30
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65/30
Tom O'Flanagan has 11/16 HP, 16 STAM, 5/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
[Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
[Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
[Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
[Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
[Music]Guitar
[Music]Keytar
[Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6
[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x
[Throwing]Molotov roostertail
[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$256
(4)PlayBlock Magazine
AMMO:
Bullets x7
Lasers x9
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x2
Flamethrower Fuel x2
Rockets x4
Toast x2
Incendiary Rounds x2
Stun Rounds x5
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.60/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.00/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.16/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.25/30.00
Deflector: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Rockets. Aim two for UFO 1 and two for UFO 3