Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

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BLF does X BLF Interrogates a man/Plans an assassination/Drops bad pickup lines/Covers up a murder/etc (Voting for this option will lead to a second poll)
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Post Apocalyptic Alcoholism Find a source of alcohol in a nuclear wasteland.
BLOODLUST: Off The Rails BLOODLUST all over again, but the objective is to derail it
The International Order of Communists Play as an agent in a Communist sleeper cell and defeat the International Order of Capitalists
Terrorist Adventure What starts as a normal game of Counter Strike degenerates into batstuff insanity. Only the Terrorists can bring order to chaos!
Yashka Sheriff's Quest for the Perfect Sausage One simple errand to fetch some sausages that obviously goes horribly wrong
The Assassination 2 Another round of assassinations.
Liberal Crime Squad: BLF Edition Defeat the Conservative Crime Squad, kidnap and brainwash Conservatives, and drop terrible pickup lines.
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tber123

August 02, 2015, 07:29:47 PM
What is "Quest to Save Kompressor"?
A forum adventure involving saving Kompressor, of course. QSK will also be used for testing some mechanics such as skills, health, armor, and weapon damage. This will be text-based with the occasional image thrown in most of the time.



Prologue: Badspot

"Are we ready to film now? We now have what we need for leverage."
"Cameras are ready. Preparing to hijack the broadcasts in 3...2...1..."



August 2013. The anniversary of the "Shadows and Shaders" update. Badspot watches the television at a party moments before being rudely interrupted.


"This is a message to Badspot! We have waited an entire year for the return of terrain! It is now the anniversary of the Version 21 update and nothing has happened! We have decided to take further action."
"All we want is the return of our beloved Bedroom! Is that so much to ask?"
"Apparently it is too much to ask for! Kompressor will die right here, and so will you, Badspot!"



Badspot attempts to deactivate the ID's of the hostage takers, only to find out that it doesn't work.

"What the...?"



While Badspot ponders what to do next, a thunderstorm rolls in. A Blockhead armed with the Mini-Nuke approaches and fires!




Badspot survives the nuking with massive injuries and goes flying until he smacks right into Afghanistan. Badspot struggles to stand back up and is confronted by two more terrorists!

Quick explanation for the stats here: Running out of health obviously kills you, running out of stamina knocks you out, and running out of Mental Health is like going insane, having your mind fried, being brainwashed,or panicking depending on the attack. Skills affect damage or effect(Musical instruments), accuracy(most weapons), or how likely something is to succeed(speech, dodge, etc)
Terrorist 1(5/5 HP, 5/5 Stamina, 5/5 Mental Health) armed with Default Gun(DMG 1-3)
Small Guns: 5
Unarmed: 3
Seduction: 6
Terrorist 2(5/5 HP, 5/5 Stamina, 5/5 Mental Health) armed with Default Gun(DMG 1-3)
Small Guns: 2
Music: 12

Badspot's Health: 5/10
Your Skills(Skills max out at 30):
Dodge: 10
Unarmed: 7
Blunt Weapons: 8
Perks
Limited ESP: See exact enemy stats
WEAPONS(5 weapons maximum):
Hammer DMG 1-4, hits up to 2x (4x at high skill)
Your bare hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x(6x at high skill)
OTHER ITEMS:
$5 cash
Broken Banhammer
« Last Edit: September 03, 2015, 09:24:32 PM by tber123 »

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DrHitius

August 02, 2015, 07:33:54 PM
attempt to attack a guard then steal his gun then shoot em
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« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 07:35:31 PM by DrHitius »

tber123

August 02, 2015, 07:55:14 PM
Quote from: DrHitius on August 02, 2015, 07:33:54 PM
attempt to attack a guard then steal his gun then shoot em
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Badspot lunges at Terrorist 1 and attempts to snatch his gun!
Badspot and Terrorist 1 struggle for the gun!
Terrorist 2 MISTAKENLY shoots Terrorist 1, hitting the torso for 3 DMG!
Badspot snatches the Default Gun from Terrorist 1 and fires it into his head at point blank range for a critical 6 DMG!
Terrorist 1 speaks these final words: "I died a martyr for the Bedroom!"
Terrorist 2 fires the Default Gun at Badspot!
Badspot dives out of the way and fires the Default Gun at Terrorist 2, hitting the torso for 2 DMG!
Terrorist 2 screams in agony and is unable to attack.
Badspot fires the Default Gun at Terrorist 2, hitting the head and for a critical 4 DMG!
Terrorist 2 defiantly flips off Badspot before collapsing to the floor!

Badspot loots 5 bullets from the corpses and heads down the stairs of the building he's in. As soon as he gets to the ground floor, the rest of the terrorists confront him! Badspot sees a tank's cannon and several powerful weapons pointed his way. In his weakened state, Badspot is no match for his assailants!

Now might be a good time to run. But how?

Tank(20 HP) armed with Tank Cannon(DMG 5-20)
Terrorist 3(10/10 HP) armed with .880 Rifle(DMG 20-29) and Ultraheavy Armor(-20 damage)
Terrorist 4(10/10 HP) armed with RYNO V(DMG 3-4, fires up to 12x) and Super-Light Armor(-10 damage, +3 dodge)
Terrorist 5(10/10 HP) armed with Guns Tetrakimbo Akimbo(DMG 1-2, fires up to 28x) and Security Armor(-8 damage)
Terrorist 5(10/10 HP) armed with Trogtor's entrepreneur  Staff(DMG 14-20, hits up to 2x)

Badspot's Health: 5/10
Your Skills(Skills max out at 30):
Dodge: 10
Unarmed: 7
Blunt Weapons: 8
Perks
Limited ESP: See exact enemy stats
WEAPONS(5 weapons maximum):
Default Gun DMG 1-3
Hammer DMG 1-4, hits up to 2x (4x at high skill)
Your bare hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x(6x at high skill)
OTHER ITEMS:
Bullets x5
$5 cash
Broken Banhammer
« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 08:00:31 PM by tber123 »

TheABELBOTO

August 02, 2015, 08:00:06 PM
Jump off the building and land on a dumpster

Space1255

August 02, 2015, 08:12:15 PM
ENGAGE JETS
« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 08:27:46 PM by Space1255 »

tber123

August 02, 2015, 08:31:25 PM
Quote from: Space1255 on August 02, 2015, 08:12:15 PM
Revoke the terrorists, put them on auto-revoke, revoke on sight, and stop selling keys for a bit.

Badspot tries to revoke the terrorists only to discover that his powers don't work anymore!

(It was kind already established that Badspot's powers don't work.)

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Badspot attempts to deactivate the ID's of the hostage takers, only to find out that it doesn't work.

Quote from: TheABELBOTO on August 02, 2015, 08:00:06 PM
Jump off the building and land on a dumpster

Badspot runs back into the tall blue building he was just in and goes up the stairs!
Tank fires the Tank Cannon into the building, blowing bits of it apart!
Terrorist 3 fires the .880 rifle at Badspot, but Badspot does the matrix-dodge!
Badspot finishes running to the roof and jumps off, landing in a dumpster out of sight and taking some slight damage from landing on broken glass!



"Keep searching! He can't hide forever!" A voice barks. Badspot listens closely while in the dumpster and hears the terrorists running past his hiding spot. It worked! Badspot exits the dumpster and runs smack into a Blockhead dressed as a chef.

"Jesus! What happened to you? I can heal you if you want...."



After getting healed, Badspot continues fleeing until he runs into a building with a bunch of other Blockheads taking refuge.

"What the hell is going on?"

"They're here for you!" A Blockhead whispers. "That's all I know!"

*THUMP*

"Oh god, what was that noise?" Someone else whispers. "We're no fighters! Take these guns!"



Badspot investigates the noise and discovers two terrorists discarding their parachutes.

"Only one way to find out. We're all over Afgan, there's no way Badspot can run." One of them says, continuing a conversation you never heard the beginning of.

Terrorist 6(20 HP) armed with Samaritan Revolver, Acoustic Guitar
Terrorist 7(30 HP) armed with American 180, Banjo

Badspot's Health: 100/100
Your Skills(Skills max out at 30):
Dodge: 10
Unarmed: 7
Blunt Weapons: 8
Perks
Limited ESP: See exact enemy stats
WEAPONS(5 weapons maximum):
Default Gun DMG 1-3
Hammer DMG 1-4, hits up to 2x (4x at high skill)
Your bare hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x(6x at high skill) (Doesn't count towards the weapon limit)
Extrude's MK2 Gatling Carbine DMG 5-8, hits up to 4x
Spade's Flamer DMG 15-20, sets targets on fire and panics them. 2X damage against mechanical enemies.
Phydeoux's Shockwave DMG 1-5, sends targets flying at high speeds
OTHER ITEMS:
Bullets x5
$5 cash
Broken Banhammer
« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 08:59:45 PM by tber123 »

Space1255

August 02, 2015, 08:35:08 PM
I got this.
Snap kick the first one, pin him w' foot, and have your gun on the other one.

tber123

August 02, 2015, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Space1255 on August 02, 2015, 08:35:08 PM
I got this.
Snap kick the first one, pin him w' foot, and have your gun on the other one.

Badspot sneaks up on Terrorist 6, kicks him to the ground, restrains him, and trains his gun on Terrorist 7!

"Freeze." Badspot orders.

Terrorist 7 obediently drops his gun and puts up his hands. "Damn!" He says. You now have the Terrorists at your mercy.

Terrorist 6(17 HP) armed with Acoustic Guitar
Terrorist 7(30 HP) armed with Banjo

Badspot's Health: 100/100
Your Skills(Skills max out at 30):
Dodge: 10
Unarmed: 7
Blunt Weapons: 8
Perks
Limited ESP: See exact enemy stats
WEAPONS(5 weapons maximum):
Default Gun DMG 1-3
Hammer DMG 1-4, hits up to 2x (4x at high skill)
Your bare hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x(6x at high skill) (Doesn't count towards the weapon limit)
Extrude's MK2 Gatling Carbine DMG 5-8, hits up to 4x
Spade's Flamer DMG 15-20, sets targets on fire and panics them. 2X damage against mechanical enemies.
Phydeoux's Shockwave DMG 1-5, sends targets flying at high speeds
OTHER ITEMS:
Bullets x5
$5 cash
Broken Banhammer
« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 08:59:33 PM by tber123 »

Space1255

August 02, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
"I need a bard and a sharpshooter, care to join?"

tber123

August 02, 2015, 08:46:15 PM
Quote from: Space1255 on August 02, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
"I need a bard and a sharpshooter, care to join?"

"W-What the...?" The Terrorists say, dumbfounded. Terrorist 6 attempts to wrestle free and grab his gun, but one stomp to the face stops that. "You had your chance to give us our beloved Bedroom back!" Terrorist 7 shouts. "This way is the only way! We will prevail!"

Terrorist 6(14 HP) armed with Acoustic Guitar
Terrorist 7(30 HP) armed with Banjo

Badspot's Health: 100/100
Your Skills(Skills max out at 30):
Dodge: 10
Unarmed: 7
Blunt Weapons: 8
Perks
Limited ESP: See exact enemy stats
WEAPONS(5 weapons maximum):
Default Gun DMG 1-3
Hammer DMG 1-4, hits up to 2x (4x at high skill)
Your bare hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x(6x at high skill) (Doesn't count towards the weapon limit)
Extrude's MK2 Gatling Carbine DMG 5-8, hits up to 4x
Spade's Flamer DMG 15-20, sets targets on fire and panics them. 2X damage against mechanical enemies.
Phydeoux's Shockwave DMG 1-5, sends targets flying at high speeds
OTHER ITEMS:
Bullets x5
$5 cash
Broken Banhammer
« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 08:59:26 PM by tber123 »

Space1255

August 02, 2015, 08:47:24 PM
"Shame." Shoot them both, run.

Space1255

August 02, 2015, 08:57:44 PM
To death, btw. And steal their armour and Samaritan for default gun

tber123

August 02, 2015, 09:08:25 PM
Quote from: Space1255 on August 02, 2015, 08:47:24 PM
"Shame." Shoot them both, run.
Quote from: Space1255 on August 02, 2015, 08:57:44 PM
To death, btw. And steal their armour and Samaritan for default gun

Badspot fills the terrorists full of lead and loot the bodies. The armor is too damaged to loot, though. Badspot continues fleeing until he's almost out of Afgan. One final encounter awaits him!

Terrorist 9(50/50 HP) armed with Ion Cloud Thrower DMG 20-30
Terrorist 10(50/50 HP) armed with Holy Hand Grenade DMG 30-60
Terrorist 11(50/50 HP) armed with Master Spark DMG 1, hits up to 50x, needs to charge
Terrorist 12(50/50 HP) armed with Mini-Nuke DMG 25-55
Terrorist 13(50/50 HP) armed with ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) DMG 50-100
Badspot's Health: 100/100
Your Skills(Skills max out at 30):
Dodge: 10
Unarmed: 7
Blunt Weapons: 8
Perks
Limited ESP: See exact enemy stats
WEAPONS(5 weapons maximum):
Azerath’s Samaritan Revolver DMG 22-28, fires up to 2x
Hammer DMG 1-4, hits up to 2x (4x at high skill)
Your bare hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x(6x at high skill) (Doesn't count towards the weapon limit)
Extrude's MK2 Gatling Carbine DMG 5-8, hits up to 4x
Spade's Flamer DMG 15-20, sets targets on fire and panics them. 2X damage against mechanical enemies.
Phydeoux's Shockwave DMG 1-5, sends targets flying at high speeds
OTHER ITEMS:
Bullets x30
Flamethrower Fuel x10
$5 cash
Broken Banhammer
(The Prologue is a sort-of "taste of power" where you get to see weapons that are usually reserved for later in the game, which explains the massive difference in weapon damages you see.)

Eden

August 02, 2015, 09:09:42 PM
Use the flamer on those terrorist scum.

tber123

August 02, 2015, 09:28:55 PM
Is it me, or has this been an extremely awkward first few posts so far?

Badspot goes to town on the terrorists with the flamer and streams fire everywhere!
Terrorist 13 is horribly burned!
Terrorist 12 runs off screaming!
Terrorist 11 soils himself, screams for mama, and flees!
Terrorist 10 panics and throws his Holy Hand Grenade in a random direction, blowing up a unfortunate bystander!
Terrorist 9 dodges the flames and fires the Ion Cloud Thrower at Badspot, setting HIM on fire too!

Badspot runs around on fire in a panic!
Terrorist 13 accidentally fires the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) at the ground, causing HUNDREDS of Frag Grenades to spill out and explode!
Badspot is hit for 83 damage and collapses to the floor unconscious!
Terrorist 10 is hit for 99 damage and killed!
Terrorist 13 is hit for 64 damage and killed.

Prologue End.

This entire prologue was awkwardly executed, honestly. I forgeted this up bad. I'll get to the real adventure after some dinner and hopefully it won't be a clusterforget. Probably too late though, since the first page is when the variety of people posting is the largest. After that, its only the same 3 or 4 guys posting.
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