Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[tber123]

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Every Single Weapon Skill except Music/Deflector: More skill = More Accuracy
Deflector: Chance to reflect projectiles when using the Deflector gun
Music: The Music skill is the only skill that affects damage/effect instead of accuracy. Musical Instrument Effects: DMG/Stun/Debuff/Brainwash/Demoralize/Inspire/Etc. Higher Music skill increases the effect!
Dodge: The ability to evade attacks. High Dodge + High Weapon Skill allows cool things to happen like deflecting bullets with swords or shooting bullets out of midair.
Speech: Persuasion and Seduction.

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SKILLS Test: 6.02/30 Test: 30/30

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[Space1255]

Long arms, Blunt Weapons, and Speech

[tber123]

Our full background

My username is Tom O'Flanagan and I am a male.
I am a Regular Player.
I am familiar with No such faction..
I have skills in Long Arms, Blunt Weapons, and Speech.


Our grand quest to rescue Kompressor starts in the General Discussion Bar and Grill. Our protagonist Tom O'Flanagan(Who's name is most likely taken from the Simpsons) is having a bite and watching a nearby television when a Emergency Alert takes over. Kompressor has been taken hostage by a extremist group who's name is currently unknown, and Badspot has been grievously injured after trying to fend off a group of unknown assailants.

"Oh my! Something must be done!"

Kompressor won't rescue himself! Tom O'Flanagan bravely sets out to assist in rescuing Kompressor however he can!

Tom O'Flanagan is currently standing inside the General Discussion Bar and Grill.
Nearby People:
Newbie
V002 Veteran
A Blockhead in a light green uniform
Experienced Deathmatcher
Some robot
A Blockhead and his dog
Bartender
Bartender #2
Some guy in a trenchcoat

Tom O'Flanagan has 6/6 HP, 6/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT

WEAPONS: Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 Police Baton DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x

ITEMS: Vodka x1 Flashlight x1 $50

AMMO: Bullets x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.00/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.00/30.00 Speech: 5.00/30.00

PERKS: None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Refticus]

wait, we need a quick workout.
jack off

[tber123]

wait, we need a quick workout.
jack off

Tom O'Flanagan runs into the bathroom and has a quick wank, restoring some mental health... If it already wasn't full. He then washes his hands and exits the bathroom.

Tom O'Flanagan is currently standing inside the General Discussion Bar and Grill. He can't rescue Kompressor on his own, and should probably ask around for info.
Nearby People:
Newbie
V002 Veteran
A Blockhead in a light green uniform
Experienced Deathmatcher
Some robot
A Blockhead and his dog
Bartender
Bartender #2
Some guy in a trenchcoat

Tom O'Flanagan has 6/6 HP, 6/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS: Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 Police Baton DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x

ITEMS: Vodka x1 Flashlight x1 $50

AMMO: Bullets x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.00/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.00/30.00 Speech: 5.00/30.00

PERKS: None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Kidalex90]

Talk to the newbie.

[Refticus]

get loving drunk

[tber123]

Talk to the newbie.

You go to the Newbie and talk to him.

"Hi there! I'm new to Blockland! You can call me XxX_b111y_69_XxX!"

Everyone in the Bar and Grill immediately goes silent and stares at him. A new player to Blockland? Surely he's an alt! Everyone else performs the universal cry of Alt-Shaming!

"ALT! ALT! ALT!" They point fingers and scream in unison before going back to their drinks.

"You wanna see some adventure?"

"But I barely even know how to play."

"You'll learn on the go. Let's rescue Kompressor!"

Companion gained: The Newbie

get loving drunk

You sit down on the bar stool and order up a few rounds of drinks. Half an hour later and all the alcohol in the General Discussion Bar and Grill is used up. You are absolutely wasted.

Tom O'Flanagan is currently stumbling around the General Discussion Bar and Grill while piss-drunk.
Nearby People:
V002 Veteran
A Blockhead in a light green uniform
Experienced Deathmatcher
Some robot
A Blockhead and his dog
Bartender
Bartender #2
Some guy in a trenchcoat

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/5 HP, 5/5 STAM, 5/5 MENT and has no skills in anything.
Tom O'Flanagan has 6/6 HP, 6/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Absolutely Piss-Drunk.

WEAPONS: Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 Police Baton DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x

ITEMS: Vodka x1 Flashlight x1 $50

AMMO: Bullets x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.00/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.00/30.00 Speech: 5.00/30.00

PERKS: None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Refticus]

go upstairs to find the anonymous love room, throw billy in

[Kidalex90]

go upstairs to find the anonymous love room, throw billy in

no, exit the bar, go to the gym, and GET RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!11

[plad101]

We must find the blockland version of gunslinger and fast

[Eden]

We must find the blockland version of gunslinger and fast

$10 says it's trenchcoat man. Talk to him.

[WaterOre]

talk to trench coat man

[Space1255]

Learn Martial Arts! Get billy a sword!

[tber123]

go upstairs to find the anonymous love room, throw billy in

You wander around the Bar and Grill while still drunk and attempt to sell Billy to a life of love slavery---

$10 says it's trenchcoat man. Talk to him.

When suddenly you get the idea to talk to the trenchcoat man! You run over to hit and attempt to hold a conversation, but all that comes out is drunken slurring.

"Can you please leave me alone, stranger?" The Trenchcoat man says in an... Odd tone of voice. Almost like he's an alien.

We must find the blockland version of gunslinger and fast

You drunkenly post a help wanted ad on the Blockland Forums looking for gunslingers. The only person that responds to the ad calls you autistic.

no, exit the bar, go to the gym, and GET RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!11

Learn Martial Arts! Get billy a sword!

You drunkenly stumble out of the bar with Billy and prepare to head to the gym when a brilliant burst of plasma blows up the General Discussion Bar and Grill! A UFO lands and deposits horrific extraterrestrial abominations that block-kind has never seen before.



Invaders from another game.

"Mother of God...."
"W-What the hell is that thing?"
"OMG! THIS GAME IS A MINECRAFT RIPOFF!"

"How dare you spread those lies!" The V002 Veteran shouts before brandishing Akimbo Default Guns. The Trenchcoat Man flings his coat to the side, revealing that he too is an extraterrestrial!

"NO MAN! ALL GAMES WITH BLOCKS ARE MINECRAFT RIPOFFS!"

Everyone draws weapons and prepares to fight.
Nearby People:
Extraterrestrial 1(Healthy) armed with Stone Sword DMG 3-4   10/10 HP
Extraterrestrial 2(Healthy) armed with Bow & Arrow 4-5   10/10 HP
Extraterrestrial 3(Healthy) armed with Stone Sword DMG 3-4   10/10 HP
Extraterrestrial 4(Healthy) armed with Stone Sword DMG 3-4   10/10 HP
V002 Veteran(Healthy) armed with Guns Akimbo DMG 1-3, fires twice   5/5 HP
A Blockhead in a light green uniform(Healthy) armed with Default RocketL DMG 4-7, Some sort of Armor(-7 DMG) 7/7 HP
Experienced Deathmatcher(Healthy) armed with Default Spear DMG 4-7   12/12 HP
Some robot(Healthy) armed with Katana DMG 1-2, hits up to 3x   15/15 HP

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/5 HP, 5/5 STAM, 5/5 MENT and has no skills in anything.
Tom O'Flanagan has 6/6 HP, 6/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Absolutely Piss-Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 Quickdraw Slots): 1)Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 2)Police Baton DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x

ITEMS(10 Quickdraw Slots): (1)Vodka x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$50

AMMO: Bullets x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.00/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.00/30.00 Speech: 5.00/30.00

PERKS: None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.