Poll

Whats next after this?

BLF does X BLF Interrogates a man/Plans an assassination/Drops bad pickup lines/Covers up a murder/etc (Voting for this option will lead to a second poll)
The Other Side The adventures of Nameless McRedshirt and Frank Ruby as they work as security guards for banks, evil overlords, dictators, and so on.
High Rollers Its like "Pass or Fail" or "Blockade Blasters'. Multiple players allowed.
Post Apocalyptic Alcoholism Find a source of alcohol in a nuclear wasteland.
BLOODLUST: Off The Rails BLOODLUST all over again, but the objective is to derail it
The International Order of Communists Play as an agent in a Communist sleeper cell and defeat the International Order of Capitalists
Terrorist Adventure What starts as a normal game of Counter Strike degenerates into batstuff insanity. Only the Terrorists can bring order to chaos!
Yashka Sheriff's Quest for the Perfect Sausage One simple errand to fetch some sausages that obviously goes horribly wrong
The Assassination 2 Another round of assassinations.
Liberal Crime Squad: BLF Edition Defeat the Conservative Crime Squad, kidnap and brainwash Conservatives, and drop terrible pickup lines.

Author Topic: Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]  (Read 25527 times)


Tackle one, tell Billy to call for backup

Unload at them

Tom O'Flanagan fires the Justice Rifle at Extraterrestrial 1, hitting the legs and doing 2 DMG!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX punches Extraterrestrial 2, hitting the torso and doing 1 DMG!
V002 Veteran fires the Guns Akimbo at Extraterrestrial 2, hitting the head twice for a critical 12 DMG BLOWING IT APART!
Extraterrestrial 2 speaks these final words: "I still think this game ripped off Minecraft!"
A Blockhead in a Light Green Uniform fires the Default RocketL at Extraterrestrial 1, hitting the torso for 7 DMG!
Some Robot slices at Extraterrestrial 1 with a Katana, hitting the left arm twice for 4 DMG CUTTING IT OFF!
Extraterrestrial 1 sweats profusely, soils the floor, and dies.
Extraterrestrial 3 swings a Stone Sword at Experienced Deathmatcher, but misses!
Extraterrestrial 4 chops at Experienced Deathmatcher with a Stone Sword, hitting the torso for a critical 12 DMG!
Experienced Deathmatcher lets out a final wail as he collapses to the floor dead.
Tom O'Flanagan fires the Justice Rifle at Extraterrestrial 3, but misses!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX throws a punch at Extraterrestrial 4, but trips on his own feet!
V002 Veteran fires the Guns Akimbo at Extraterrestrial 3, hitting the arms twice for 5 DMG!
Extraterrestrial 4 stabs at Some Robot with a Stone Sword, penetrating through the eyes and into the circuits!
Some Robot speaks these final words: "Shutting... DOWN...."
Tackle one, tell Billy to call for backup
Extraterrestrial 3 swings at Tom O'Flanagan with a Stone Sword, but Tom O'Flanagan tackles the alien!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX calls for nearby bystanders to assist in the battle!
Heroic Bystander fires at Extraterrestrial 4 with a Sixshooter, hitting the head for a critical 15 DMG BLOWING IT APART!
Extraterrestrial 4 squirts blood out the neck and goes limp.
Random Passerby chops at Extraterrestrial 3 with a Golden Sword, hitting the neck for a critical 26 DMG CHOPPING IT OFF!
Extraterrestrial 3 reaches where his neck stump is before dying!

"Goddamn!" The Blockhead in a light green uniform says as he looks at the corpses before approaching you. "You know about the kidnapping, right? How would you like to make a difference?"

Nearby People:
V002 Veteran(Healthy) armed with Guns Akimbo DMG 1-3, fires twice   5/5 HP
A Blockhead in a light green uniform(Healthy) armed with Default RocketL DMG 4-7, Some sort of Armor(-7 DMG) 7/7 HP


XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/5 HP, 5/5 STAM, 5/5 MENT and has no skills in anything.
Tom O'Flanagan has 6/6 HP, 6/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Absolutely Piss-Drunk.
WEAPONS(5 Quickdraw Slots):
1)Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
2)Police Baton DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
ITEMS(10 Quickdraw Slots):
(1)Vodka x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$50
AMMO:
Bullets x3
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.01/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.00/30.00
Speech: 5.00/30.00
PERKS:
None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

YES. LETS MAKE A DIFFERENCE YO



Let's make a difference! Make the world a better place! Hurrah!

Also repair the robot

You attempt to repair the robot, but the inner circuits are damaged beyond repair!

Let's make a difference! Make the world a better place! Hurrah!

YES.

"Pleased to meet you." The Blockhead offers a handshake and you accept it. "We are always accepting new recruits."

You are flown to another part of the city and into a seemingly abandoned automobile plant containing a few other Blockheads with similar uniforms. The faction leader speaks up to you.

"Hello there, youngster. Welcome to the Landscapers. A mostly-peaceful group that campaigns for the return of the Bedroom. You've seen the video the hostage takers have made, yes?"

Quote

"This is a message to Badspot! We have waited an entire year for the return of terrain! It is now the anniversary of the Version 21 update and nothing has happened! We have decided to take further action."
"All we want is the return of our beloved Bedroom! Is that so much to ask?"
"Apparently it is too much to ask for! Kompressor will die right here, and so will you, Badspot!"

"Not everyone agrees with nonviolent methods of getting the maps back. There has been turmoil growing within our faction, and the hostage takers are a faction of outcasts rejected for their violent ways. More and more people defect to these Outcasts as the days go by."

The Blockhead that gave you a handshake speaks up.

"Do you think that maybe... They slightly have a point, I guess?"
"They've got the wrong idea, boy."

The Landscaper leader turns to face you.
"We've got a possible lead on where these 'Outcasts' are. I'm sending you out with a few of our boys due to a lack of manpower. Any questions?"

Nearby People
Interials armed with RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun(STN 1-10, fires up to 2x), Landscaper Armor(-7 DMG)
Cable armed with DB Shotgun w/ Beanbag Ammo(STN 1 per pellet up to 12, low accuracy), Landscaper Armor(-7 DMG)
Landscaper Guard armed with Justice Rifle w/ Stun Ammo(STN 1-4), Landscaper Armor(-7 DMG)


XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/5 HP, 5/5 STAM, 5/5 MENT Unarmed Skill: 0.01
Tom O'Flanagan has 6/6 HP, 6/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Absolutely Piss-Drunk.
WEAPONS(5 Quickdraw Slots):
1)Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
2)Police Baton DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
ITEMS(10 Quickdraw Slots):
(1)Vodka x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$50
AMMO:
Bullets x3
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.01/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.00/30.00
Speech: 5.00/30.00
PERKS:
None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 12:00:31 AM by tber123 »

"What are we up against?"

vomit from being so drunk

"Can Billy and I have some time to train?"

"What are we up against?"

"You're going up against our own kind. Well, they used to be our own kind. The same Outcasts that rejected our peaceful ways and resorted to violence and terrorism."

"Can Billy and I have some time to train?"
vomit from being so drunk

"Sure. There's a shooting range somewhere in the base."



5 minutes of training passes before you vomit from being drunk. You and a few other Landscapers load up in a Jeep and drive off to another part of the city.

"According to our sources, there should be some "Outcasts" stranded in the city. Flanagan, you see anything?"
"Three Landscaper Outcasts. They appear to be having a discussion."

"Yeah. Its a real shame you're ban on sight from the forums now. Sure. How many second chances have you forgeted up?" One of the Outcasts says to another.
"Wasn't my fault everyone attacked me when they discovered I was an alt! Honest!" The second Outcast responds.

"Orders are to capture at least one of them alive. Here, take this."

Ammo Acquired: Stun Rounds

"Ready when you are. Might be advantageous to keep eavesdropping."

Nearby People
Landscaper Outcast 1(Healthy) armed with Katana DMG 1-2, hits up to 3x
Bladed Weapons: 3
Unarmed: 2
Landscaper Outcast 2(Healthy) armed with Revolver DMG 2-4, hits up to 2x
Small Guns: 5
Landscaper Outcast Musician armed with Guitar
Music: 3


Landscaper Swordsman has 6/6 HP and a Default Sword. Bladed Weapons Skill: 4
Landscaper Rifleman has 7/7 HP and a Marcem Assault Rifle loaded w/ Stun Rounds. Long Arms Skill: 5
Landscaper Shotgunner has 4/4 HP and a DB Shotgun loaded w/ Beanbag rounds. Shotgun Skill: 2
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 5/5 HP. Unarmed Skill: 0.50
Tom O'Flanagan has 6/6 HP, 6/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is Slightly Drunk.
WEAPONS(5 Quickdraw Slots):
1)Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
ITEMS(10 Quickdraw Slots):
(1)Vodka x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$50
AMMO:
Bullets x6
Stun Rounds x5
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.50/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.50/30.00
Speech: 5.20/30.00
PERKS:
None.

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 11:57:09 AM by tber123 »

question how you're speaking so clearly while drunk

Attack #1 and the Musician. Take #2 alive.

Keep eavesdropping. Then WWE super slam the musician