Where the forget are all the other posters from BLOODLUST?question how you're speaking so clearly while drunk
Tom sobered up slightly.
Attack #1 and the Musician. Take #2 alive.
Tom O'Flanagan Sneaks up on Landscaper Outcast 1 and shoots him in the back of the head with a Justice Rifle for a critical 6 DMG SENDING SKULL FRAGMENTS FLYING EVERYWHERE!
Achievement Voided: PacifistLandscaper Outcast 1 shivers silently, whispers a prayer, and is still.XxX_b111y_69_XxX sneaks up on Landscaper Outcast 2 and attempts to punch him in the back of the head!
Landscaper Outcast 2 notices at the last second, blocks the attack, and yells in alarm!Landscaper Swordsman hits Landscaper Outcast 2 with the flat end of the blade for 2 STN(stun damage)!
Landscaper Rifleman fires stun rounds at Landscaper Outcast , but misses!
Landscaper Outcast Musician strums the guitar at
Tom O'Flanagan, psychologically hitting him for 5 damage!
Landscaper Shotgunner rushes into point blank range and delivers a facefull of beanbags to Landscaper Outcast 2 KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD!Landscaper Outcast Musician plays powerful guitar music at Landscaper Rifleman!
Landscaper Rifleman ceases attacking and asks "Is this right?"
Tom O' Flanagan fires the Justice Rifle at Landscaper Outcast Musician, hitting the groin for 12 DMG BLOWING IT APART!
Landscaper Outcast Musician clutches at what remains of his groin, screams until the yell cracks dry, and falls off the Fire Escape where he splits his skull onto the pavement.
"Interrogation is the speciality of the Swordsman. You'll see."
Loot Acquired: Bullets x2, Revolver, Default Sword, Guitar
The Landscaper Outcast is dragged into the top floor of a nearby apartment.
"Wakey, wakey!"
The Landscaper Outcast awakens with a groan and groggily looks around.
"W-What the hell--"
"Enough talk. Tell us where Kompressor is being held."
"I-I don't know---" The Outcast begins. Landscaper Swordsman removes the Outcast's armor.
Landscaper Swordsman and his guards beat him senseless with crowbars, lead pipes, and cardboard cutouts of Badspot. The Landscaper Outcast cries helplessly and screams for Badspot's mercy.
"stopstopstopSTOP!" The Outcast shrieks. "He's in the---
*BOOM*
What in the---
Landscaper Rifleman looks to the side and sees UFO's bombing the entire city. One of the UFO's notices him through the window and fires a burst of hot plasma!
Landscaper Swordsman HEROICALLY shields Landscaper Rifleman and gets hit for 9 damage!
Landscaper Swordsman breaks into pieces.
"Good god! He's dead!"
The UFO fires some sort of alien explosive into the room, blowing up the apartment building and sending everyone flying! The explosion propels you until you land facefirst into the ocean! The UFOs continue bombarding the city, and buildings topple over like dominos!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has
2/5 HP, 1/5 STAM.
Unarmed Skill: 0.50
Tom O'Flanagan has
3/6 HP, 2/6 STAM, 1/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is
Slightly Drunk.WEAPONS(5 Quickdraw Slots):
1)Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)Guitar
| ITEMS(10 Quickdraw Slots):
(1)Vodka x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$50
| AMMO:
Bullets x6
Stun Rounds x5 | SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.52/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.50/30.00
Speech: 5.20/30.00
Music: 0.00/30.00
Small Guns: 0.00/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00
| PERKS:
None. |
Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
Keep eavesdropping. Then WWE super slam the musician
Typed this right as I was about to hit "post". Spent a full 10-15 minutes or so typing this.
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