The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)

[TableSalt]

Only if it's cheese.

The ability to eat socks.

[Ad Bot]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Only smelly used ones.

The ability to make EA competent and actually know that CNC4 was a failure.

[tber123]

The tradeoff for making EA Competent: Valve turns into the new EA.

Having a compelling voice because you're that persuasive.

[Refticus]

it only works when you're dehydrated

you never need to sleep

[Somemong]

Only between 12:00 AM and 12:05 AM.

The ability to jizz on command.

[Refticus]

it never stops

you can become invisible at will

[Frequency]

only when you jizz

the power to delete posts

[ThatRandomGuy]

but you can only delete 1 post every year

The power to be super flexible

[Refticus]

everytime you bend your back, it breaks

you never grow old

[lord techno]

you cannot be concieved, because the fetus counts as growing.

The power to 360 noscope friends.

[Blockchip]

You accidentally noscope yourself because you are a friend

You can summon unlimited amounts of any type of cheese

[Shizza04]

all rotten

the power to do something

[Refticus]

you never actually do something

you have good luck which actually works

[lord techno]

You may only use it once a day, once it happens, bad luck curses you for the rest of the day.

The Power to unleash the Megaspy.

[CRITAWAKETS]

You get the FaceStab Edition,better rewards if you are lucky,if you are the 99.99999999999999% That is not lucky enough,its worse than death.

I would like the power to make the US know that they have alternate,better countrys next to them.