The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)

[tber123]

The last three guys who forgeted the robot had some nasty STDs

The power to make it rain

[Ad Bot]

[ZERØ]

It literally rains and your money gets wet.


The power to teleport farts to people.

[Plexmark]

if you teleport a fart, they will be hearing the fart for the rest of the fart, and anyone you teleport a fart to knows you address and everything about you, and becomes armed with 12 machine guns

the ability to  and not look like a cigarette

[ZERØ]

You don't look like a cigarette, but you end up looking like a fabulous tard.


The power to spawn hypocrites.

[TableSalt]

Nothing else happens, it's already not a good thing.
The ability to turn fire into stone, but still make it react and move like fire, so when people touch it they will catch "on rock", and when it's not in a supply of oxygen it will solidify like a normal stone.
Oh and it's also soapstone only.

[Redconer]

You're stationary, and heavy

The power to play a song instantly

[?Sir Info? 2]

You get a copyright strike.

The power to supercharge a computer

[MoltenKitten]

Computer gets overloaded and explodes, killing you.

Power to become a gel monster.