Author Topic: Weird Stuff That Happens Where You Live  (Read 3345 times)

I saw a guy walking along a public street with a weed whacker slung over his shoulder carrying a lunchbox.
that's not weird? that's just someone who was weed whacking and took their lunch with them

there's a guy 3 or 4 houses down from me that sells drugs and every once and a while a guy comes to our door asking where it is.
people get stabbed in the park
there is a burnt down school and there was a burnt down nursery but it was turned into a veteran's home
a lot of weird stuff happens around here

a bunch of wild turkeys keep walking around my neighborhood like they own the forgetin place


and i've had it up to here
here

i am a licensed expert on turkey/kebab removal.
seduce the turkeys with chocolate chip cookies. that should help get rid of them.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2015, 06:23:57 PM by Planr »

that's not weird? that's just someone who was weed whacking and took their lunch with them

He looked homeless and there were no houses around, just a busy street crossed by a less traveled one. He just looked out of place.



everyone keeps talking about their black friend but black people don't live in indiana

I found a turkey feather in my yard today and kept it. I also chased one through the woods with my sister

We have child enthusiasts who look like Karl Marx's

We have child enthusiasts who look like Karl Marx's
Karl Marx had child enthusiasts?
possesive apostrophe

alright, heres a list of stuff that happens around my neighbour hood:

-probably the quietest place in the loving world at night, you can seriously hear only your breathing.
-no street lights in sight
-the time when roads are busiest is at 2 am
-there is 2 cults in my neighbour hood and both of them are either side of my house (one down the street,  other one across the street)
-my backyard is connected to a school, and almost 3 times a week people go there while all the lights are off and just sit in there car and leave
-many popular "numbers stations" or EXTREMELY clear in this area
-sometimes at least once a month, it sounds like every loving bird in the country is chirping all at once (around midnight all the way to 2 am.)
-twice has someone knocked on my door at about 3 am.

thats p much it, ill take pics of my neighbourhood later.

there was a massive blizzard in May a few years ago
a tree fell on my neighbor's house a long time ago
there's a surprising number of hot air balloons around town
a fish once fell from the sky into another neighbor's yard
big storms and the like tend to avoid our town

heres what its like at night here


Jesus forget that's creepy