Author Topic: Dumb news stories. (Read 2595 times)

HooperScooper · August 25, 2015, 09:43:26 PM

BREAKING NEWS: random nobody dies, only news team cares.
BREAKING NEWS: guy uploads Wikipedia article.
BROOKING NOSE: nooze teeeem maiks boaring stereys

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MoltenKitten · August 25, 2015, 09:45:12 PM

Black man shot by white cop

SpongeCraft1212 · August 25, 2015, 09:45:49 PM

Breaking Nose: Oh god my nose is bleeding heLP

Toxicology · August 25, 2015, 09:57:26 PM

Quote from: MoltenKitten on August 25, 2015, 09:45:12 PM

Black man shot by white cop

Dragonoid.Slayer · August 25, 2015, 10:43:37 PM

Bweaking News: I need more wam for my meincwaft serber

bestguy22 · August 25, 2015, 10:59:45 PM

baby trapped in hot car

Silleb² · August 25, 2015, 11:00:28 PM

Breaking news my news broke

e-maxx · August 25, 2015, 11:02:19 PM

white man shot by black cop

Jshotgun · August 25, 2015, 11:02:26 PM

Quote from: Dragonoid.Slayer on August 25, 2015, 10:43:37 PM

Bweaking News: I need more wam for my meincwaft serber

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Ragequit · August 26, 2015, 12:13:43 AM

cell phones cause cancer

Biostorm · August 26, 2015, 12:24:03 AM

Anything by the damn liberal zionist owned media.

Planr · August 26, 2015, 12:26:17 AM

breaking bad
breaking wind
breaking breakfast

XR-7 · August 26, 2015, 02:19:50 AM

I once saw a local news story where a guy was found dead in his home surrounded by tens of empty aerosol cans. I guess he thought it was a good idea to breathe their compressed air and died.

maplelink64 · August 26, 2015, 02:25:57 AM

games make people violent and murder

SBG · August 26, 2015, 02:53:08 AM

SBG is gay