BFBB [BOSS #3 - KIDALEX90]

[CypherX]

i hop on my stormraven and bail the forget out of there as the bass cannon fires

[Ad Bot]

[CRITAWAKETS]

I go into cover to say to the soviets to drop me an apocalypse tank in the next turn.

[Space1255]

I clench the ball between my ankles and start doing flips.
ORBIT SLAM!( スラムオービット )
I throw down the ball after a flip or two, being amplified as it descends and finally reaching terminal velocity! It hits Sirgir square in the head!

[Redconer]

Crouch down (ground control) to increase defense

[Stick Man]

In my rage I angrily toss rocks at sirgir. My Plasma Turtle is still in defense mode.

[Sirgir]

image clicky

[Space1255]

loving GORE DUDE
I think it'd be better if you took that down
Well technically it's just blood but still someone's head getting ripped off is banable iirc

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE END

[lord techno]

MoltenKitten Backstabs SIRGIR! Inflicting 350 PIERCING Damage!

Nicepoint impacts SIRGIR with a devastating plasma attack! Inflicting 500 -50% damage!

Duck Quackington prepares his duck grenades to detonate! He calls upon the Duck God to provide a 30% Damage resistance to all allies for this cycle!

CypherX bails on a Stormraven to avoid his Bass Cannon Blast! It strikes SIRGIR for 750 -50% Damage!

CRITAWAKETS hides behind cover, calling the soviets for backup next cycle!

Space1255 Unleashes ORBIT SLAM! スラムオービット at SIRGIR! It inflicts 1500 -50% Damage!

Redconer crouches! Increasing his defense!

Stick Man angrily tosses rocks at SIRGIR! They do no damage!

SIRGIR Unleashes a SUPER MOVE

SIRGIR slams Stick Man into a wall! Before tearing his head off! INSTANT KILL! He then sends Redconer through another wall! Smashing his skull from the impacts! INSTANT KILL! Two blades then emerge from his arms, and he cleaves through Nicepoint and Moltenkitten! Killing both of them! INSTANT KILL x2!

FIFTH BOSS

MEGABOSS

SIRGIR

Armed with ????

2975/5000

Afflicted with Break Dark Thunder & Anti-Debuffer

Afflicted with MEGABOSS IMMUNITIES

(Immune to Instant Kills. Immune to some Debuffs.)

(Takes 50% Less Damage & Cannot be afflicted with Debuffs)

Stick Man, Redconer, Nicepoint, and Moltenkitten are Dead!

The good guys have a 50% damage reduction to all non-melee attacks!

Duck Quackingtons Ear-Rape Quack is 39% Charged! It increases by 12% with each post he makes!

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE START

[Space1255]

stuff! There goes Orbital slam for now...
Well then...
"AERO BOOST!"
I shoot a soccer ball straight through Sirgir while grounded!
Someone revive peeps!

[Sirgir]

Jesus christ I didn't think I would kill that many people.
Anyways.. I simply defend myself for this cycle.

EDIT: Actually, I prepare for an attack next cycle while defending myself against minor attacks.

[MoltenKitten]

Molten watches tv in his ghost town apartment

[CypherX]

apothecaries salvage the still mostly intact nicepoint and moltenkitten, turning them in to fockn ironclad dreadnoughts

i prepare the ultimate weapon: exterminatus by way of cyclonic torcreep bombardment. it will be ready in 4 turns and cannot be stopped

everyone may want to leave

[Nicepoint]

Teh fuk am mai nao???

OT: I reform myself and spawn micro filiament wires and grab sirgirs throat, then I start to strangle.