Blockland Forums, MD

[lord techno]

Doctor, I'm starting to shrink and I can't stop what if I can't stop what if I implode to death what op is silly heeeeeeeeelllp

skip me XD

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[Redconer]

*Gets microscope*Dont worry,thats what happens when you eat poop.

Doctor,i am intelligent. Around 200 IQ more.

Why yes, that's a huge problem

I can't feel my legs

[TableSalt]

Really? All you have to do is reach down and poke them.

I can't even.

[CypherX]

Really? All you have to do is reach down and poke them.

I can't even.

it appears you have basic white girl syndrome. its incurable. i recommend bleach, two servings

doc im heteroloveual

[WaterOre]

That means you're too odd. Straighten up and be normal.
That means you're too straight. Rainbow up and be more homoloveual.

I'm on fire!

[TableSalt]

That's hot. B)

My tongue tastes like saliva!

[lord techno]

You stufftin me?

Doctor, i think im billy mays!

[ThatRandomGuy]

Then you're Billy Mays heir.

Herr Doktor! my snake won't stay flaccid!

[TheEpicRobot]

get out of my office.

I CAN'T SEE stuff DOC

[Blockchip]

You consider stuff so disgusting that your brain refuses to register it.

I'm a skeleton.

[CypherX]

Yes, you are.

doc I'm hearing voices and they're telling me jet fuel can't melt steel beams

[Redconer]

You should quit smoking AoT posts

DOCTOR, I GOT TERMINAL 7

[lord techno]

Bitch, you need terminal 8.

Doktor, i have a small snake.

[XR-7]

It's totally normal. Girls just naturally aren't attracted to you.

Help I see a little police man peeking through my fingernail

[querty67]

Your just tripping balls
 
Help, I can't stop bleeding out of my eyes!