Blockland Forums, MD

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This is a simple game!
Simply post an illness or a problem, and the below user will diagnose it for you, then post a problem/illness of their own!
Example:
Player 1: I can't lift my arms!

Player 2: You have acute dysentery and 24 hours to live.
I spent all of my money gambling!

Player 3: You are suffering from compulsive gambling addiction... and AIDS
I can't see anything!

Player 4: ebola
...

So I'll start:

All of my fingernails have fallen off.

[Ad Bot]

[Biostorm]

You have onychomadesis.

I am fantasizing about people of the same gender! What mental illness could I possibly have? 

[Frequency]

heterophobia 

JESUS CHRIST MY SKIN IS GREEN DOC

[Space1255]

Vomit

My richard turned into seven richards!

[CypherX]

rad poisoning from drinking the cooling pond water at chernobyl

ive had an erection for more than 4 hours!!

[BlueCreeper]

you are gay

i can't stop posting on the BLF

[lord techno]

You have Blockland Forums Syndrome, i diagnose a heavy dose of death!

DOCTER! I FEEL LIKE A richard!

[Blocky943]

you are touching too many snakees

i'm dying

[CypherX]

you are touching too many snakees

i'm dying

no you're not

i have a headache

[Biostorm]

You've contracted Ebola, it's in its late stages, you're going to die.

Doctor, senpai won't notice me

[lord techno]

Your Ugly.

MEDIC! WHY DONT I HAVE SANDVICH?!

[CypherX]

jews

doc my foot fell off

[Refticus]

good time to become a pirate

my ass cheeks have fused together

[Duck Quackington]

You'll be finding blood while stuffting

I keep using Duck instead of FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- duck.

[Refticus]

severe quacktism, it's like autism but worse

i'm blind