Tales from the Friendzone

[Path]

I'm only human. Even in a stable and perfect relationship, it's very hard to ignore your human urges to want to impregnate other women.

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[Foxscotch]

Theoretically you should only be attracted to the one you are in a relationship with, otherwise the relationship is a lie and unstable.

yeah if you live in like the middle ages i guess

My post doesn't say/imply that but ok

it does. but whatever, either way akio's post does so you can pretend I quoted him instead

[MoltenKitten]

Well this isn't a perfect world.

It could be if humans realized morals

[XR-7]

It could be if humans realized morals

But what are morals

[Foxscotch]

But what are morals

how can morals be real if our eyes aren't real?

[Darryl McKoy]

sit does. but whatever

What i'm ':O'ing about is that he is in a relationship, while activing trying to "escape" the friendzone with another girl

His post shows intent, not just attraction.

[XR-7]

how can morals be real if our eyes aren't real?

How are you eyes not real if our minds aren't real?

[AtlasBlue]

The girl I like doesn't even know it and it's driving me into the ground.

Makes me want to kiss her and smash her face in at the same time.

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[MoltenKitten]

But what are morals

Basically you shouldn't do anything to physically or mentally hurt a human being or animal unless the animal is need for food

[Path]

forget that stuff. If your bitch is playing you, you play her back. With a loving club to the cranium.

You see some hard brothers come over to you and roast you, you pull out the 357 and roast em in the brick oven.

[carolcat]

Theoretically you should only be attracted to the one you are in a relationship with, otherwise the relationship is a lie and unstable.

i'm in a dedicated, long-term relationship with my computer but that doesn't mean i can't find other computers lovey af

[Xphifre]

im actually good at escaping the friendzone. i've done it twice

[Foxscotch]

im actually good at escaping the friendzone. i've done it twice

that's hard to believe

[Snoop Da Dogg]

loving wife, weed wears off, just my anime pillow

ive forgeted my body pillow so many times it stands on its own now