BLOODLUST: Off The Rails [BLF Derails BLOODLUST]

[Nicepoint]

Calculate the Square Root of -4. Then try to keep your psionic existance together as the world falls in to an infinite pit of pure darkness and cold.

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

Eat, rape, and murder a child
In that order.

[tber123]

Eat, rape, and murder a child
In that order.

Sven Svenson grabs a random child, takes a bite out of him, and does... Things to him. Right in front of a crowd of people. The child is violated to death.

You've alienated absolutely EVERYONE here!

Sven Svenson is cornered by an angry mob! Sven Svenson knees a guy in the balls! Sven Svenson takes a lead pipe to the face! Sven Svenson is held down by three guys and kicked repeatedly! Sven Svenson's face is bashed in with a spiked baseball bat! Sven Svenson is beaten to death by the angry mob!

GAME OVER:Alienated Everyone

Calculate the Square Root of -4. Then try to keep your psionic existance together as the world falls in to an infinite pit of pure darkness and cold.

Nuke the entire planet and plant an antimatter bomb in the core of the planet

The entire world collapses and explodes upon itself.



You are now floating in space and silently dying from the lack of oxygen. What do?

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 62%(Somewhat Sane)
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in 2001
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY

• Lungs: NO OXYGEN

Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

[Mr Queeba]

Summon a UFO with oxygen in it and fly down to where the twin towers were.
Crash yourself into it, more damage must be done.

[NotBomberguy]

eat stuff

[Nicepoint]

Puke another earth and then

Summon a UFO with oxygen in it and fly down to where the twin towers were.
Crash yourself into it, more damage must be done.

[Space1255]

Jack off.

[Refticus]

eat stuff

[tber123]

eat stuff

You take a nuclear stuff and promptly eat it, poisoning yourself and causing you to vomit it all out. Jesus Christ.

Jack off.

You masterubate furiously, only to be dissapointed when you find that it is near-impossible to get an erection in space.

Puke another earth and then

Summon a UFO with oxygen in it and fly down to where the twin towers were.
Crash yourself into it, more damage must be done.

You vomit another Earth and everything is back to the way it was. You then summon a UFO and crash the damn thing into the Twin Towers before the other planes can. With no Twin Towers to crash into, the 9/11 hijackers instead turn the plane towards the White House.

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 62%(Somewhat Sane)
Sven Svenson is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in 2001
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

Should I post a plot/character review of what happened the first time around so everyone can get familiar even if they've never read the first BLOODLUST

[Zharthon]

Should I post a plot/character review of what happened the first time around so everyone can get familiar even if they've never read the first BLOODLUST

yay

fulton extract the earth into another dimension.

[tber123]

yay

I'll get to work on the plot/character review of what happened the first time around, but does anyone immediately remember how we got into the Alternate Universe Communist America in the first place? I've got 154 pages to comb through.
Will fulton the earth into another dimension when I get home

[Nicepoint]

Timetravel to today and fly a plane to Burj Khalifa

[Space1255]

ALLAHU AKHBAR THE SUN

[crazy54311]

forget someone in the ass while asking them philological questions. Only to become a rocket and blow Japan the forget up for no apparent reason

[Mr Queeba]

ALLAHU AKHBAR THE SUN