Near-Death experiences/worst you've hurt yourself?

[giant tootsie rolls]

I fell down the stairs when I was 3.
and at least 50 other near-death experiences

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[espio100]

looks like you lost more than your finger tip buddy

lmfao
I love you

[Epicduke]

rolled on some boncy house when I was little and bent my spine really far back

[Majorth]

im too careful for near death experiences

[Georges]

Friend threw a knife as a joke and it nearly hit me in the forehead, but i ducked and it turned out that the blade was facing me so if I didn't duck I would probably suffer brain damage

who the heck throws a KNIFE as a joke?!

[Snoop Da Dogg]

when i was 3 i cut off my finger and had to go to the ER. i blacked out in the car and woke up the next day with stitches in my finger.

[SquartleTurtle]

I fell down the stairs when I was 3.

explains your posts

[Planr]

Being sedated for Wisdom Tooth surgery. Lol

[SBG]

a coin got stuck in my throat

[shitlord]

a coin got stuck in my throat

that darn Mario

[Alkatjo]

Signing up for this forum.

[Jeetlor Blockland]

I nicked the side of a car while it was driving at full speed on my bike.

Also got Apophysitis after a skating injury,

life sucked for about 6 months.

[Duck Quackington]

Near-Death: Punched on the nose(I lost a lot off loving blood)

Other: Cut my knee open tripping down a tiny hill

[Refticus]

someone forgot to check their privilege and dared to talk to me

ot: fell down stairs with each step hitting my spine, passed out for 1 minute or so

[chadmaverick]

i was on that ride when it crashed.