Author Topic: Happy Programmer's day! (Read 1665 times)

Freek · September 13, 2015, 03:14:47 PM

Quote from: Awesomebread� on September 13, 2015, 03:11:29 PM

nerds

listen here breadboard i dont no if u came here lookin for a fite but you found one right now

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GMO Ferret · September 13, 2015, 03:22:57 PM

Quote from: Awesomebread� on September 13, 2015, 03:11:29 PM

nerds
Quote from: Freek on September 13, 2015, 03:14:47 PM
onTopicRead {
   echo Happy Programmer's day!
   }
onMessageRead {
   if %reply%=="nerds" {
   echo listen here breadboard i dont no if u came here lookin for a fite but you found one right now
   }
}

ftfy

Foxscotch · September 13, 2015, 03:25:29 PM

Quote from: GMO Ferret on September 13, 2015, 03:22:57 PM

ftfy

ew
what programming language is that even supposed to be?

Steve5451� · September 13, 2015, 03:26:44 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on September 13, 2015, 03:25:29 PM

ew
what programming language is that even supposed to be?

It can't be real. I think he's a poser.

TristanLuigi · September 13, 2015, 03:30:18 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on September 13, 2015, 03:25:29 PM

ew
what programming language is that even supposed to be?

TorqueScript?
It's not Python or Ruby though, so clearly it's an awful language.

Alyx Vance · September 13, 2015, 03:31:56 PM

#Java

I stopped trying yo program though lol

I made a quadratic formula calculator tho

Foxscotch · September 13, 2015, 03:33:30 PM

Quote from: TristanLuigi on September 13, 2015, 03:30:18 PM

TorqueScript?
It's not Python or Ruby though, so clearly it's an awful language.

what is this???

Quote from: GMO Ferret on September 13, 2015, 03:22:57 PM

echo Happy Programmer's day!

there are no quotes around the... thing. I guess it must not be a string because it doesn't have quotes or apostrophes??
is torquescript really like that??????? that is disgusting. standard output as a statement rather than a function or method is also nasty

Jubel · September 13, 2015, 03:35:05 PM

why should we celebrate programmers??

what have they ever done for us >:(

The Murderous Cop · September 13, 2015, 03:37:29 PM

Quote from: Jubel on September 13, 2015, 03:35:05 PM

why should we celebrate programmers??

what have they ever done for us >:(

allow this forum to exist

TristanLuigi · September 13, 2015, 03:47:59 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on September 13, 2015, 03:33:30 PM

what is this???there are no quotes around the... thing. I guess it must not be a string because it doesn't have quotes or apostrophes??
is torquescript really like that??????? that is disgusting. standard output as a statement rather than a function or method is also nasty

no you need quotes in TS
Ferret just sucks (^:

Akio · September 13, 2015, 03:51:24 PM

Quote from: The Murderous Cop on September 13, 2015, 03:37:29 PM

allow this forum to exist

thats a bad thing

Alyx Vance · September 13, 2015, 03:53:35 PM

Quote from: The Murderous Cop on September 13, 2015, 03:37:29 PM

allow this forum to exist

package blockland.forum;

/**
*
* @author Alyx Vance
*/
public class BlocklandForums{

/**
* @param args the command line arguments
*/
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Joke

Head");
}

}

(Yes I know it will error, I'm really rusty on java atm)

TristanLuigi · September 13, 2015, 04:02:22 PM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on September 13, 2015, 03:53:35 PM

package blockland.forum;

/**
*
* @author Alyx Vance
*/
public class BlocklandForums{

   /**
   * @param args the command line arguments
   */
   public static void main(String[] args) {
   System.out.println("Joke

Head");
   }

}

(Yes I know it will error, I'm really rusty on java atm)

in Ruby:
class BlocklandForums def main puts "Joke Head" end main end

so clean <3
Side note: there is no "main" function in Ruby. I just called it that to be consistent with Alyx. Alternatively, I could have completely abandoned the class and function and just ran the puts command. If I replaced the newlines with \n, it would be one line. Screw Java.

Alyx Vance · September 13, 2015, 04:10:01 PM

Quote from: TristanLuigi on September 13, 2015, 04:02:22 PM

in Ruby:
class BlocklandForums def main puts "Joke Head" end main end

so clean <3
(Side note: there is no "main" function in Ruby. I just called it that to be consistent with Alyx.)

Thanks! Java is really messy so I'm likely to not mess with it any further.

McJob · September 13, 2015, 04:26:16 PM

using UnityEngine;
using System.Collections;

public class ProgrammersDay : MonoBehaviour
{
void Start()
{
Debug.Log("Back to work, forgeters."); //TODO: Add a function that kicks people in the balls
Application.Quit();
}
}