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Author Topic: BLF Plans a Assassination [Merciful End]  (Read 7454 times)

SNOOT THE WALKIE TALKIE
SHOOT EVERYTHING
BANG THE HOSTAGE
EAT SOMEONES LIVER

blast the walkie talkie
rape hostage

Use some magic and Summon Power Armor, then use it to loving DESTROY EVERYONE (except passengers, they will die with the plane.)

blast the walkie talkie
rape hostage

Its no use blasting the walkie talkie! Fighter jets are already en route to blow up the plane! You instead take the time to... Jesus loving christ, what the hell is wrong with you people?

While you're busy doing your thing, the security guards fill you full of lead.

DEATH #6: Keep your pants on

SHOOT EVERYTHING

Protagonist fires the Old Reliable at Plane Security 4, hitting the body armor!
Plane Security 6 fires the Enforcer PDW at Protagonist, but MISTAKENLY shoots a random passenger in the chaos!
Plane Security 5 fires the Enforcer Pistol at Protagonist, hitting the left leg!
Plane Security 4 fires the Enforcer 7.62 Rifle at Random Flight Attendant, overpenetrating into Protagonist's torso!
Random Flight Attendant struggles free and runs away screaming!
Protagonist whips out the Enforcer 7.62 Rifle and sprays it wildly, striking Plane Security 5's arm five times BLOWING IT OFF!
Plane Security 5 begins laughing uncontrollably before vomiting all over the floor.
Protagonist fires the Enforcer 7.62 Rifle at Plane Security 6, hitting the cover to no effect!
Plane Security 5 screams for mommy and begs God for mercy!
Plane Security 6 shouts: "You bastard!"

Use some magic and Summon Power Armor, then use it to loving DESTROY EVERYONE (except passengers, they will die with the plane.)

You summon some Power Armor, but it's too heavy to even lift off the floor!

TARGET #2: The Plane's Pilot
Level Of Security: Security Guards and Air Marshals
Security Equipment: Pistols, Tasers, Shotguns, Submachine Guns, Rifles, Batons

Nearby People:
Plane Security 4(Lightly Wounded) (Taking Cover) armed with Enforcer 7.62 Rifle + Level II Armor (Shotgun + Pistol/SMG Protection)
Plane Security 5(Near Death, Left Arm Blown Off, Bleeding) armed with Enforcer 9mm Pistol + Level II Armor (Shotgun + Pistol/SMG Protection)
Plane Security 6(Badly Wounded, Bleeding) (Taking Cover) armed with Enforcer 6x35mm PDW + Level II Armor (Shotgun + Pistol/SMG Protection)
24 Terrified Passengers are nearby and running around like headless chickens!

WEAPONS
Your Bare Hands
"Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 2/8 Rounds left
Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.)
"Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.)
.357 "Dirty" Revolver 2/6 Rounds Left
"Lucky Punk" .44 Magnum 6/6 Rounds Left
Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 0/30 Rounds Left
Broken Jetpack Wings
Enforcer 7.62 Rifle 24/30 Rounds Left CANNOT BE CONCEALED
ITEMS
Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation)
Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.)
$100
Flip-Phone
Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?)
Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction)
Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)
Level II Armor (Pistol/SMG/Shotgun Protection) CANNOT BE CONCEALED
RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with)
Tranq Dart: 4
.45 Ammo: 8
.357 Ammo: 3
.44 Ammo: 2
9mm Ammo: 10
7.62 Ammo: 12

Kills: 10
Pacifist Actions: 0

Detection Status: PLANE WILL BE SHOT DOWN IN 5 POSTS
Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED [llll------]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [ll------]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: CRIPPLED [----------] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

you jsut remembered that you aren't a little bitch, and pick up the power armor and put it on. you then proceed to walk calmly around the corner and loving punch all the way through those security

Shoot your head while screaming "PERSONA!" Like a schizophrenic guy
Proceed to forget everything with your holographic Pokemon card.

Shoot your head while screaming "PERSONA!" Like a schizophrenic guy
Proceed to forget everything with your holographic Pokemon card.

You scream "PERSONA" as you shove the Enforcer 7.62 Rifle into your mouth and open fire, instantly killing yourself and blowing your brains out.

DEATH #7: Natural Selection Strikes Again


you jsut remembered that you aren't a little bitch, and pick up the power armor and put it on. you then proceed to walk calmly around the corner and loving punch all the way through those security

You suddenly gain the strength to put on the power armor and start punching your way to the Pilot's Room! The door is barred shut, but with your power armored strength you punch through the door and---



"Hello there." Montes says as he tosses a EMP Grenade into the air and catches it. "A full suit of hunking metal won't help you against electricity."

"Surrender! Now!" Bleu shouts as he whips out a detonator. You try any sudden moves, and we'll all get blown to hell!

TARGET #2: The Plane's Pilot
Level Of Security: Security Guards and Air Marshals
Security Equipment: Pistols, Tasers, Shotguns, Submachine Guns, Rifles, Batons

Nearby People:
TARGET #2: Montes armed with Laser Pistol, EMP Grenade x3 + Level IV Armor (Pistol/Rifle/SMG/Rifle/Armor Piercing protection)
Bleu armed with Thundershot Shotgun, Detonator + Level IV Armor (Pistol/Rifle/SMG/Rifle/Armor Piercing protection)


WEAPONS
Your Bare Hands
"Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 2/8 Rounds left
Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.)
"Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.)
.357 "Dirty" Revolver 2/6 Rounds Left
"Lucky Punk" .44 Magnum 6/6 Rounds Left
Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 0/30 Rounds Left
Broken Jetpack Wings
Enforcer 7.62 Rifle 24/30 Rounds Left CANNOT BE CONCEALED
ITEMS
Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation)
Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.)
$100
Flip-Phone
Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?)
Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction)
Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)
POWER ARMOR (100% Power Left) CANNOT BE CONCEALED
RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with)
Tranq Dart: 4
.45 Ammo: 8
.357 Ammo: 3
.44 Ammo: 2
9mm Ammo: 10
7.62 Ammo: 12

Kills: 13
Pacifist Actions: 0

Detection Status: PLANE WILL BE SHOT DOWN IN 4 POSTS
Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED [llll------]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [ll------]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: CRIPPLED [----------] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]



take a massive stuff in the roosterpit and engulf the pilot in it.

Power armor is lead shielded so they can't be defeated by a loving solar flare 78 million miles away. Roll your eyes inside your helmet and fist the pilot's ass until he dies.

Most of the armor is ceramite anyways.

Allahu akhbar into the location of your first target's death.

There is something so entirely tranquil about the terrible art style on top of gmod maps.

Like, I don't even know what it is, but its endearing to say the least.

realize you are a drawing and gain sentience

Going to be away from my main computer for the weekend and I'm about to leave(My little brother who lives at my mom's has Gmod on his computer though) so here's a quick update

realize you are a drawing and gain sentience

You realize that you're a drawing the whole time, but a mysterious force mindwipes you before you can act on it!



Power armor is lead shielded so they can't be defeated by a loving solar flare 78 million miles away. Roll your eyes inside your helmet and fist the pilot's ass until he dies.

Most of the armor is ceramite anyways.

In an instant, you rush at Montes and shove your fist so far up his ass that you'll need a doctor to pull it out. Bleu pushes the detonator and blows the entire plane sky loving high. You continue falling until you land right outside of a bank, where the voices possessing you speak again!

TARGET #3 is the Bank Manager, because the voices in your head have a personal vendetta against him!
TARGET #4 is the Mastermind leading the robbery, who will be robbing the bank at midnight!

You take a look at your watch. It is 11:50 PM and you are standing right outside of the bank. It is pitch black and visibility is at zero, AND you are currently running around with a 7.62 Rifle and Power Armor, both of which can't be concealed. Obviously, a guy running around with an AK and Power Armor in the vicinity of a bank is going to cause alarm.

Also, your Power Armor's energy has been reduced to 50%. Shielding you from an explosion and a massive fall is costly, you know. Your fist is still stuck in the plane pilot's corpse, too.

FINAL TARGETS #3 AND #4: The Bank Manager, Heist Leader
Level Of Security: Bank Security, Bodyguards, Bank Robbers
Backup Security: Elite Security Guards, SWAT Teams and the FBI
Security Equipment: Machineguns, Sniper Rifles, Assault Rifles, Grenade Launchers, Energy Weapons, Explosives, Miniguns, etc

WEAPONS
Your Bare Hands (STUCK IN THE CORPSE OF THE PLANE PILOT)
"Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 2/8 Rounds left
Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.)
"Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.)
.357 "Dirty" Revolver 2/6 Rounds Left
"Lucky Punk" .44 Magnum 6/6 Rounds Left
Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 0/30 Rounds Left
Broken Jetpack Wings
Enforcer 7.62 Rifle 24/30 Rounds Left CANNOT BE CONCEALED
ITEMS
Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation)
Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.)
$100
Flip-Phone
Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?)
Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction)
Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)
POWER ARMOR (50% Power Left) CANNOT BE CONCEALED
RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with)
Tranq Dart: 4
.45 Ammo: 8
.357 Ammo: 3
.44 Ammo: 2
9mm Ammo: 10
7.62 Ammo: 12

Kills: 15
Pacifist Actions: 0

Detection Status: Undetected but suspicious. You're running around with an unconcealable rifle and a goddamn suit of metal.
Overall Health: MAJORLY WOUNDED [lll-------]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT, BRUISED [ll------]
Left Arm: BRUISED [lllllll---] Right Arm: BRUISED [llllll----]
Left Leg: CRIPPLED [----------] Right Leg: BRUISED [lllllll---]

There is something so entirely tranquil about the terrible art style on top of gmod maps.

Like, I don't even know what it is, but its endearing to say the least.

So bad its good?
« Last Edit: September 25, 2015, 06:56:39 PM by tber123 »

Buy time bombs and blow that stuff up at midnight