why don't australians just leave their island

[sir dooble]

why don't we just get 4 (that's 4, count them) helicopters and lift great britain into the middle of the atlantic ocean

Nah, it'd be easier to put 2 outboard motors on the end of John O' Groats, and just sail us where we like.

Then Brittania would truly rule the seas.

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[Maxwell.]

why don't we just kill everyone. this would end all of our problems.

[Electrk.]

why don't we just kill everyone. this would end all of our problems.

ok you first

[Maxwell.]

ok you first

no

[Lego lad]

yes

[Electrk.]

yes

[Bisjac]

They could just go to stuffty australia. I think its called new zealand.

[Camel]

They could just go to stuffty australia. I think its called new zealand.

listen bozo

new zealand is basically middle earth

[Maxwell.]

I thought they called that small australia

[Refticus]

did you know mcdonalds is called maccys maccas in australia, i'm serious

[sir dooble]

did you know mcdonalds is called maccys in australia, i'm serious

People in the UK refer to McDonalds as Maccy D's.

[Pie Crust]

Because you don't understand. Aussies lie for us to be scared of their island, thinking everything wants to kill them which is fake. Their island is safer than The Fun Box.

[McJob]

did you know mcdonalds is called maccys in australia, i'm serious

Of all the loving incorrect truths in this topic...

It's called MACCAS, not MACCYS. What drop-dead richardhead thinks we'd call it Maccys? That sounds like the kind of name of a floozy you'd rim after a heavy night on the piss.

[Darryl McKoy]

note: if an australian enters this topic then just tell him we're talking about gun control, we don't want to provoke them

that would likely still provoke most of us because the majority of australians are pro-gun control and are more than happy to discuss it with others

[Maxwell.]

this thread has been taken over by australians
this thread was supposed to act as a solution but only made the problem worse by giving the australians a portal to the world outside their island