why don't australians just leave their island

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

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whew that's weird looking

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[SteveJenkins]

"upside down"???

I see nothing wrong here

[McJob]

listen here chump, i'd like to see you and your buddies face off against a horde of angry maori and their mountain ranges!

By the time they finish their loving Haka we've already bombed them, pissed on them and finished a heavy night of drinking to celebrate.

[sir dooble]

By the time they finish their loving Haka we've already bombed them, pissed on them and finished a heavy night of drinking to celebrate.

You mean you spent all your time polishing your cricket balls?

[SteveJenkins]

You mean you spent all your time polishing your cricket balls?

I mean it beats playing a game of soccer

[McJob]

You mean you spent all your time polishing your cricket balls?

I think you'll find that it's the English who have to polish their balls; we can just stand around and gloat.

[SpongeCraft1212]

i'm confused at this thread

[McJob]

i'm confused at this thread

You're not intoxicated enough. Get on the piss, mate.

[SpongeCraft1212]

wait, so do i drink the piss to become intoxicated enough?

[Juncoph]

i, for one, welcome our new australian overlords

[McJob]

wait, so do i drink the piss to become intoxicated enough?

Piss = Beer, since it tastes like utter piss anyway.

Just have a swig until you can't construct a cohesive sentence and then you'll be speaking like an Australian.

[Camel]

Piss = Beer, since it tastes like utter piss anyway.

Just have a swig until you can't construct a cohesive sentence and then you'll be speaking like an Australian.

this is why aussie's are always so unintelligible; the swill they call booze is 90% seawater

[Maxwell.]

deviating away from the topic at hand, let's tell Jokes

why did the lobster blush
...?

[Camel]

deviating away from the topic at hand, let's tell Jokes

why did the lobster blush
...?

cus he was a communist pinko and he couldn't handle capitalism

[Maxwell.]

cus he was a communist pinko and he couldn't handle capitalism

no, you asian bag of plasticised stuff, it's not that

it's because the sea weed !