Wait, you get paid the jack off?
This is the best thing ever!
forget getting a job. Im going to live in that loving hospital and donate daily and get loadse money.
I can see myself in 10 years packing my hentai mags and jerking off and a room for €50
Livin' the dream
It's not exactly lucrative. You can only donate one sample every 2-3 days to maintain good quality and many clinics have their terms set so you only get the money after a certain amount of good donations and time has passed.
That means if you're trying to make a career out of it you can't jerk off freely and forget having actual love often lol. The clinic I'm going to tomorrow states you can donate 3 times weekly so if every load is good that's about $840 a month which is $10,000 per year. That's not really a lot of money for an adult, especially in Seattle where the cost of living is skyrocketing due to the tech boom. I'm thinking of it as a small supplemental income to bolster savings or use for discretionary spending purposes.
I'm mostly interested in the novelty of the experience and hey I get a free medical checkup out of it too even if I don't commit to anything. I'll find out their actual terms when I go in tomorrow.
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I figured you were joking, but it doesn't work as well when it doesn't make sense!
are you hot
I am immensely attractive.