Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context

[Bushido]

i dunno 'japanese' and 'six swords' is enough context to know what you're talking about immediately

[Ad Bot]

[kanew2000]

you have overwhelmed the rest of the world in your outstanding culture
hippy

[Epicduke]

by 100 years you're either number one or number none

[Blockchip]

You finish cleaning up the location and go back to your office.

You will receive a report on your performance, other things may happen, and you'll probably find a news report about how a man got indigestion and was hospitalized because you left behind a paper cup

[Trogtor]

it's hard to tell but you find out she's your daughter and that old dude took her from you cause you had too much debt

Like stuff dude did you have to drink so much

Oh yeah, you are also that old dude just in an alternate reality that you didn't fug and have a kid.

[Bushido]

you, personally, ruined everything and your efforts to save yourself actively ruined things faster. on the bright side, everyone is a jerk, so nobody you care about suffered

[sir dooble]

Despite your crippling lack of motor-skills, and having only one hand, you've saved several lives in various locations.

Well, maybe saved them.
Probably not. Surgeon Simulator

[Space1255]

i dunno 'japanese' and 'six swords' is enough context to know what you're talking about immediately

Prove it >>>>>>:cccccccccccc
But seriosuly though, forget.

[Yosher]

butterfly and top hat cape man have found true love and left to live in some stuffty 2D world forever

[Bushido]

it is the sequel. nobody ever mentions the stuffty 2d world again even though everyone from the previous games is either clumsily referenced or cameos

the game is awful but then it hits you: did butterfly and top hat just forgetin die? was it an allegory for death? why havent we heard from them

you are blown away. by a fan

[Yosher]

it is the sequel. nobody ever mentions the stuffty 2d world again even though everyone from the previous games is either clumsily referenced or cameos

the game is awful but then it hits you: did butterfly and top hat just forgetin die? was it an allegory for death? why havent we heard from them

you are blown away. by a fan

you play the game and you see the various stickers but all you can think of is the question of whether butterfly and top hat are alive or not. you eventually beat it, sell the game and you just go back to play Butterfly and Top Hat: The Video Game again

(based on a true story)

[Landmineman4000²]

The haunted mansion dissapears, and your own mansion appears in it's place

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

you nuke the muties or you dont

[Bushido]

your favorite characters are nowhere to be found but that's not cause they're dead, the game just forgot

elaboration:

the universe is threatened by an infinite cosmic force who can subvert emotions and can see the future. after a long and grueling battle where many warriors die glorious deaths at the hands of an eldritch horror, some guy runs in and is like "HEY GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD THIS NUKE" and physically throws the normal, conventional nuclear bomb at space-oracle-cthulu and space-oracle-cthulu is like 'I FORESAW THIS' and explodes

nuke guy and his friends non-native-american-tomahawk man and my-name-is-literally-helmet dude all high five and go for drinks. later, they make friends with silent bob, a miner, the alternate dimensional equivalent of my-name-is-literally-helmet dude and the Angriest Volleyball Player in the World (and a bunch of other unimportant people) and get in a fight with another space-oracle-cthulu, who is dispatched in exactly the same way

nuke guy (who is now everyone's favorite character) is straight up not a part of the third game because like 90% of the writers are all super mad that 10% of the writers forgetin love nuke guy and nuke guy is canonically the single most useful entity in the universe. there is literally no explanation for nuke guy's absence beyond 'he's here somewhere' and it turns out he's basically just standing a foot or two off-camera at all times

[Blocky943]

Fat blue naked British man creates a city state