Spend four to eight years creating political deadlock in Congress in a way that it isn't widely believed to be my fault and at the end of that time carry out a coup which would grant me absolute and total executive and legislative power and purge any politicians I haven't already co-opted into my regime, especially those on the political left. From there I would turn the United States into a quasi-libertarian paradise go mad with power and unilaterally exile or execute political rivals and those whose lifestyles I personally disapprove of.
