Author Topic: If you could be the president of the US, what would you do first? (Read 10816 times)

Steve5451� · October 22, 2015, 03:35:10 AM

Quote from: beachbum111111 on October 22, 2015, 03:20:54 AM

Change Americas anthem to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94

for some reason I am completely okay with this

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Lurker · October 22, 2015, 05:23:20 AM

Quote from: Xphifre on October 21, 2015, 10:18:52 PM

I would organize a massive feminist parade, and then bomb it, killing as many feminists as possible. Online feminists would IP traced by the NSA and be shot in their own homes (if they lived in the US)

are you talking about radical feminists

CRITAWAKETS · October 22, 2015, 06:26:34 AM

As prime minister of canada my job will be simple. Get the people asking me to pass laws to shut up!

BassCrossMegaman1 · October 22, 2015, 06:43:31 AM

dissolve america

ZXukas · October 22, 2015, 07:08:47 AM

i will split america into 3 parts, mexican-america, asian-american and africian-america, to hopefully decrease the risk of immigrant and minority violence

Maxwell. · October 22, 2015, 08:45:43 AM

annex canada

Frankie� · October 22, 2015, 08:52:12 AM

teddy roosevelt v2
fdr v2
jfk v2 (for the looks mainly)

Bisjac · October 22, 2015, 12:10:08 PM

Build a wall at canada border

Vitawrap · October 22, 2015, 12:39:27 PM

hate mexicans

Georges · October 22, 2015, 01:09:45 PM

Resign.

I don't want that job. Too stressful.

Yosher · October 22, 2015, 01:11:59 PM

appoint snoop dogg as my immediate successor

Malleo100 · October 22, 2015, 01:18:13 PM

Replace the flag with a picture of Ness.

Drydess · October 22, 2015, 01:33:45 PM

Hire a hitman to kill Annoying Orange.

Alyx Vance · October 22, 2015, 01:34:04 PM

Quote from: Yosher on October 22, 2015, 01:11:59 PM

appoint snoop dogg as my immediate successor

United Danks of America

Red Spy · October 22, 2015, 01:38:47 PM

Commence "Operation De-Furitize" in which the army would deport furries to Africa.

I would also put all radical feminists in jail. For life. Without parole