Make a Wish Ver. ∞

[Insert Name Here]

Granted, but every animal you transform to has severe health and birth defects.

I wish _______

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

The universe implodes.

I wish to repair the universe.

[Copy Kirby]

granted but it will be destroyed in 20 days.

I wish for a pac-man arcade machine.

[Space1255]

Rip in pain universe

Skip me

[The Lawyer]

kill tumlr


(actually get a mac pro)

[Mr Queeba]

Granted, but it explodes 10 seconds after you start using it.

I wish to be a cool squid.

[Meta_KnightX]

Granted, but you are stuck in Splatoon

I wish to get a MacBook

[Mr Queeba]

Granted, but it is the first macbook ever released. Good luck doing much with it.

I wish to not wish.
(I'm fine being stuck in my favorite game, lol)

[Space1255]

You cease to exist as the universe's solution to this paradox.

I wish for a potato

[Copy Kirby]

granted but it's rotten

i wish for a good deviant.

[Blue Screen]

granted but its loaded with badly made shygal research images

i wish for a million bucks

[News]

granted but it's a literal buck
i want to be fluent in every language

[CRITAWAKETS]

You lose talent on the languages you are most talented in and Insult-Speak and Baby Talk are your best. "Hi DUMBASS that stuff looks good on ur starfish gagagagoogoo."

I wish to make better jokes.

[Blue Screen]

granted but it's a literal buck
i want to be fluent in every language

omg you got the reference yesssssssssss
skip me

[shinyarceus4]

You lose talent on the languages you are most talented in and Insult-Speak and Baby Talk are your best. "Hi DUMBASS that stuff looks good on ur starfish gagagagoogoo."

I wish to make better jokes.

You can only make richard jokes, and end up alienating everyone you meet.

I wish I had a sugar donut.