Real times that you just dodged something bad.

[Planr]

i was about to fall down the stairs
then i realized
we don't have stairs

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[Abstath]

Loads of close calls with vehicles because my bike's brakes keep bloody breaking.

[pch]

i just wanted to point out your avatar was moving at exactly 120bpm, in sync with my music

it was cool

[Theepicman]

i just wanted to point out your avatar was moving at exactly 120bpm, in sync with my music

it was cool

haha sometimes it moves with my heartbeat.

[Sp0nge80b]

One day, I was riding home early from school.
When me and my mother got near my brother's school, a car crashes into us.
We spun, but I didn't get anything bad....

[Col. Derontchi]

Last night, I went trick or treating with my friend since all the high schoolers in his neighborhood were doing it and his neighbors were giving out full-size candy bars. We went as bank robbers, and used his old airsoft guns as props, and put all the candy in a black duffle bag. We were going to our last house, and as we were going up, a group of maybe college freshmen kids, two guys and a gal, were walking out of the house to one of the dude's cars. We got our candy and started proceeding back to our house. The car sped by us and honked. My friend's blowback pistol was empty, so I decided to fire a few blanks to scare them into thinking it was a real gun. The car stopped at the end of the street and the guy opened the door. I could hear him talking to his girlfriend, "if they shot my car Ima moforgetin kill them!", but he just closed the door and they drove off. He was a real frat douche type, with a backwards Punisher snapback. Really more of a frat reject douche. He was tall, but I don't remember him being extremely "ripped". Couldn't tell to be honest, it being dark and all.

Although he was the one who dodged something bad, not me.

[XR-7]

The car stopped at the end of the street and the guy opened the door. I could hear him talking to his girlfriend, "if they shot my car Ima moforgetin kill them!", but he just closed the door and they drove off.

Okay I just about burst out laughing reading this just imagining the situation

[IkeTheGeneric]

On topic though, I had the task of bringing my dog back inside after letting her spend some quality outdoor times, but I put it off because vidya games. After putting it off for at least a couple minutes, a gigantic branch fell pretty much in the general vicinity I would have been walking. I'm pretty sure I would have been in the danger zone had I not put off the task.

Inexplicably, this is the same tree that was full of loving spiders for no gaddamn reason

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

i'm pretty forgetin oblivious most of the time, i wouldn't be surprised if i've unknowing dodged death a few times.

[Steve5451²]

i'm pretty forgetin oblivious most of the time, i wouldn't be surprised if i've unknowing dodged death a few times.

^^

[Rigel]

I barely ducked under a stray surf-board that would've split my head open about 3 years ago.

[TheABELBOTO]

I almost had a paint brush stab me in the neck as a kid

[Jaxx]

about a dozen times a day when i'm driving

[Squideey]

about a dozen times a day when i'm driving

This is true folks. It's a miracle any adult human is alive.

[Jubel]

the theatre guy gave me my popcorn and told me to enjoy the movie and i was like "_yOOOOOO^OOOOOOU ... have a great night"