Real times that you just dodged something bad.

[Legoboss]

Not me, but my friend was planning to go to Paris but the canceled a day before the attack

[Ad Bot]

[Freek]

How are all of you alive

im dead

[Clownfish]

I cracked the back of my skull
twice
in a row

I also ditched my manipulative ex but that wouldn't have killed me I would have

[Nickpb 2.0]

I almost had love with bubbagum

Dodged a bullet with that one

[Frequency]

I almost had love with bubbagum

Dodged a bullet with that one

now hold up forgetchamp

elaborate

[XR-7]

The thing I posted where I was almost mowed over by a semi that passed me on the shoulder at 50mph.

[Col. Derontchi]

Thank god you had the airsoft gun.

No the gun is what escalated it lmao

[crazy54311]

One time I was playing outside in the 7th grade and a bitch who apparently can't take the fact that a frisbee can't damage your tire if it's going at 5mph and that I can't control it to not hit it on a windy day. So apparently we found a skateboard and long story short it sped into her tire again hitting the rim though so it made a loud noise. Luckily I fell off and rolled behind a car so I crawled quickly over it why she got out and slammed her door looking for me probably (as well as maybe calling the police). It would end here but I was pissed at her and her stuffty attitude the first time and called her an overreacting bitch who deserves to have her car scrapped. And she had zero idea where it came from. So I slowly crawled out and loving ran.

The scary bit was that the moment I ran she actually looked under the car so if I stayed there, And being the kid who hesitates under pressure like that I probably would had been caught and with my parents not home, I would've been in some deep stuff with the police(?) and my parents in about 10 more seconds.

[Planr]

I almost caused a car accident last week. I unthinkingly drove into the adjacent lane while crossing an intersection and almost hit a girl in a black compact car who was in that lane. I've only had my license for a few weeks too. That could've majorly screwed me over... Not to mention the fact that my insurance rates are already sky-high because i'm a young male, and my car is pretty new and cost 25 grand. And the fact that my dad is paying for both my car and the insurance.

[Clone v.117]

Nearly had a couple tonnes of MDF dropped on me from a forklift reaching for the top shelves in a workshop.
Luckily I had passed behind it when they fell and exploded everywhere, wouldn't have been much of me left in tact, and it was my brother that dropped them.

[Galeon]

on my way to walking up to church I stood still for a moment (it was winter time)
AND THE SECOND I WALK A HUGE loving ICE BOLDER THING LIKE FALLS WHERE I WAS STANDING
I was like 6 so it would of forgetin killed me


Oh and another time I was fapping and my mom walked past my room putting towels away and I BOLTED it just in time to close the door.

[Cypthon]

I don't know if this was in my head or real, but whatever.
So this was earlier November this year, i was going to bed on a Saturday, at 10PM. Until i heard a knock at my window.. I froze in fear, thinking somebody was at my window. It was about 8 minutes until i decided to finally leave my room, and i did something i feel embarrassed of. I slept in my parent's room. My dad wasn't there, so it was my mom.. The next morning, i came into my room, finding some of my hangars fallen off. I don't think i left them on the floor. I told my parents about the incident. They simply thought they were getting the dog to the glass door below my room by knocking on it. Until i realized, my mom was asleep. And my dad wasn't here. Then at night, i swore i heard a creaking noise. Again, i went into my mom's room. Again, my dad isn't here. Everything was like last night. Dogs with mom, dad not here. I been feeling scared and nervous all week, until it suddenly stopped. Had i simply dodged something bad from happening by sleeping in my parent's room? I swear to this day, somebody was at my window. I don't know why, but i feel like there was a connection to this and a dream i had in October about somebody with a bloody scream mask at my house and walmart.

He returned.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=287642.msg8727714#msg8727714

[Juliun03]

i was playing blockland and someone shot at me with gun but i dodge bullet

[Galeon]

OHOHOH one time I woke up and I SWORE I SAW THE GRIM REAPER PASS BY MY ROOM. I starting crying and my parents came by and asked me what happened.

Twisted as forget part of the story?
dad is diagnosed with blood cancer the next week.

[NotBomberguy]

nearly got hit by a car on my bike
almost shot myself in the foot
choked on a piece of bacon