HIGH ROLLERS

[tber123]

In case of serious(2+ days) inactivity, I'll automatically do actions for the inactive players. Its too early to declare anyone inactive yet, so those who haven't posted will remain idle.

Also using Random.org for this. In addition, I've fixed a mistake in the OP where the number "6" wasn't accounted for in Action Rolls.

Player Action Roll RNG(Rolls are 0-11 unless assisted)
0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With a Chance of Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (Critical Success w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (Critical Success w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (Critical Success w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.

---ACTION RESULTS---
Glass Joe - Rolled a 4. Minor Failure! You stare down the guard and accidentally blink.
Space1255 - Rolled a 3. Minor Failure! There is nothing in the cells you can find.
Legodude77 - Rolled a 9. Success! You compliment the beard of Boris Proletariat, turning him to your side.
Canadian Savior Critawakets - Rolled a 6. Minor Success!You telepathically signal Jailbreak Services Inc Co. A random note appears under your bed, telling you that you're own your own for this one.

ENEMY STATUS:
Patrolling Guard Joe Kebab - 6 HP, Healthy
Patrolling Guard John McGeneric - 6 HP, Healthy

PLAYER STATUS:
Copy Kirby- 6 HP, Healthy
Cybertails - 6 HP, Healthy
LegoDude- 6 HP, Healthy (1 Success)
CRITAWAKETS, Canadian savior - 6 HP, Healthy
Zoltan - 6 HP, Healthy
NotBomberguy - 6 HP, Healthy (1 Minor Success)
Glass Joe - 6 HP, Healthy (1 Minor Failure)
Space1255 - 6 HP, Healthy (1 Minor Failure)
[NPC]Patrolling Guard Boris Proletariat- 6 HP, Healthy

Scenario Statistics:
Most Successful Player: Legodude (1 success)
Guards Converted: 1
Deadliest Player: Nobody Yet.

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[Legodude77]

Have the guard take us to the kitchen to "work." (Aka get stuff to use as weapons)

[Cybertails1998]

> Flirt with Joe

[Copy Kirby]

Find a spoon on the ground

[CRITAWAKETS]

Attempt to materialize a bomb.

[Space1255]

I start clogging the toilet with random stuff. I motion the guard to come over and check it out. If he gets in my cell, I'll attempt to knock him out.

[Glass Joe]

Stare intensely towards Joe.

[Space1255]

Actually I help Joe stare him down

[tber123]

Stare intensely towards Joe.

Actually I help Joe stare him down

Have the guard take us to the kitchen to "work." (Aka get stuff to use as weapons)

> Flirt with Joe

Attempt to materialize a bomb.

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Find a spoon on the ground

Glass Joe and Space1255 intensely stare down Joe Kebab. 5+2: 7! Mixed Result upgraded to Slight Success. You stare down Joe Kebab and chicken him out slightly, causing 1HP of damage to him.
Legodude77: Rolled a 11. Gone Horribly Right! Boris takes you to the Kitchen, where you find a pair of bloody scissors. Unfortunately, you accidentally trip and stab yourself in the kneecaps for 1 DMG.
Cybertails: Rolled a 5.Mixed Result. You drop your best pickup line: "If anything, I'd LOVE to control your means of (re)production." The Guard wasn't listening.
CRITAWAKETS: Rolled a 0. SPECTACULAR FAILURE! You make a bomb with some fertilizer, a bowl of water, a Iphone, and two bedsheets Only for it to blow up in your face. You take 2 DMG.
InstaDeath Roll for CRITAWAKETS: Failed! CRITAWAKETS lives on!
Copy Kirby: Rolled a 11. Gone Horribly Right! You trip over your own feet and land face-first on a spoon, taking 1 DMG.
NPC Boris Proletariat: Rolled a 3. MINOR FAILURE! You try to smash a control panel and free the prisoners, only to break your fingers and take 1 DMG.

ENEMY Joe Kebab: Rolled a 1. forgetUP! You step into Glass Joe's cell to administer a beating for the intense staredown, only to end up slipping on some broken glass and cracking your skull, instantly killing you.
ENEMY John McGeneric: Rolled a 0. SPECTACULAR FAILURE! You shoot at Glass Joe, but your gun blows up in your hands and sends you flying into space.

(Enemy Action Rolls are different. Their rolls are to be in favor of the players when it comes to Failure and in favor of themselves when it comes to success.)

PLAYER STATUS:
Copy Kirby- 5 HP, LightInjury
Cybertails - 6 HP, Healthy
LegoDude- 5 HP, LightInjury
CRITAWAKETS, Canadian savior - 4 HP, Wounded
Zoltan - 6 HP, Healthy
NotBomberguy - 6 HP, Healthy
Glass Joe - 6 HP, Healthy
Space1255 - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Patrolling Guard Boris Proletariat- 5 HP, Light Injury

Scenario Statistics:
Most Successful Player: Legodude (1 success, 1 Gone Horribly Right)
Guards Converted: 1
Guards Killed: 2
Enemy Mishaps: 2
Deadliest Player: Glass Joe/Space1255(1 DMG Caused to enemies)
Unluckiest Player: CRITAWAKETS (1 Spectacular Failure)

Player Action Roll RNG(Rolls are 0-11 unless assisted)
0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With a Chance of Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (Critical Success w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (Critical Success w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (Critical Success w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.

[Legodude77]

Cook up delicious food to heal and ENERGIZE everyone else.

[NotBomberguy]

I stare at a random gaurd
intensely

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

cnai join pls

[Kidalex90]

i would like to join
if i can then ill examine the cell

[Space1255]

I rip out a cell bar, exit my cell, and beat Boris to death with the bar

[tber123]

cnai join pls

i would like to join
if i can then ill examine the cell

Both of you accepted into the game. Welcome!

---RESULTS---

Cook up delicious food to heal and ENERGIZE everyone else.

I stare at a random gaurd
intensely

I rip out a cell bar, exit my cell, and beat Boris to death with the bar

Legodude: Rolled a 5. Mixed Result. You cook up some decent-tasting Bacon and everyone eats it. Nothing happens.
NotBomberguy: 10! SUCCESS! You stare at a random guard so hard that he lights on fire and jumps out the window. On the fifth floor. To his death.
Space1255: ANOTHER 10! SUCCESS COMBO x2! You rip out the bars of your cell before striking Boris for 6 DMG, teamkilling him.
KidAlex90: Rolled a 6. Slight Success! You notice that Space1255 just ripped out the bars of the cell you were both in.

The Gods of Luck and Fate are rolling!
EVENT: Mysterious Sabotage.

Explosions rock the Gulag, and all the cells start opening! Gunfire rings out in the Gulag as the prisoners start rebelling! Meanwhile, a few Canadians rush into the cells in an attempt to stop our heroes!

(Enemies can have more or less HP than the players, too. Bosses tend to have more HP.)

ENEMIES
Canadian Gulag Guard Gordie Montgomery - 4/4 HP
Canadian Gulag Guard Hadley Deven - 4/4 HP
Canadian Gulag Guard Garth Ira - 4/4 HP
[MINIBOSS]Canadian Gulag Guard "Razor" - 10/10 HP
PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
Copy Kirby- 5 HP, LightInjury
Cybertails - 6 HP, Healthy
LegoDude- 5 HP, LightInjury
CRITAWAKETS, Canadian savior - 4 HP, Wounded
Zoltan - 6 HP, Healthy
NotBomberguy - 6 HP, Healthy
Glass Joe - 6 HP, Healthy
Space1255 - 6 HP, Healthy
HULKHOGAN - 6 HP, Healthy
Kidalex90 - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Patrolling Guard Boris Proletariat- -1 HP, loving Dead

Scenario Statistics:
Most Successful Player: Legodude (1 success, 1 Gone Horribly Right)
Guards Converted: 1
Guards Killed: 4
Enemy Mishaps: 2
Most Damage Caused: Space1255(7 DMG)
Deadliest Player: Space1255(1 Kill) and NotBomberGuy(1 Kill)
Most Untrustworthy: Space1255(1 TeamKill)

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0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With a Chance of Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (Critical Success w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (Critical Success w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (Critical Success w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.