CRITAWAKETS: Rolled a 11.
GONE HORRIBLY RIGHT! You spam packs of C4 all over the Warden's Door before stepping backwards.
The explosion's shockwave knocks you flat on your ass(-1 HP), but the fireball doesn't consume you. You've also dealt a whopping
4 DMG to the Door.
NEWCOMER Breadfish: Rolled a 5.
Mixed Result! You take an AK from Boris's body before firing it one-handed at the door. Your shots end up flying everywhere due to the recoil.
Legodude77: Rolled a 8.
SUCCESS! You spill the SECRET SPICY SAUCE on the Barricades, melting some of them and
hitting the door for 2 DMG.Murderous Cop: Rolled a 3.
Minor Failure! You try to get Saxton Hale to attempt to punch the door down, but
he's too busy beating a yeti to death to do it.Space1255: Rolled a 0!
SPECTACULAR forgetUP! Instadeath Roll: INSTAKILLED! You use your compelling voice! You rally the prisoners! You watch the prisoners let loose furious screams as they charge the door! You watch THE DOOR GROW A PAIR OF ARMS AND START FIRING AKIMBO RAYGUNS.
YOU TAKE 12 RAYGUN SHOTS TO THE FACE IN RAPID SUCCESSION. YOU DIE.
....What a shame. Space1255 is now loving Dead(-1 HP) and can be revived. Only one person can revive Space1255 at a time, and they'll sacrifice their turn if they do.
Cybertails: Rolled a 6!
Slight Success! You kick the door with all your might and
smack it for 1 DMG.HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION: 11.
HOLY stuff! You
kick the door with that big-ass boot for 5 DMG! You also
break your foot from how hard you've kicked the door and
take 1 DMG.Glass Joe: Rolled a 2!
FAILURE! You stick your face into the door and stare at the Warden,
only to narrowly dodge a shotgun blast. The glass shards cut you up for 1 DMG.NPC Prisoner 156: Rolled a 0!
SPECTACULAR forgetUP! You summon the Conservative Crime Squad to shoot down the door with an RPG, only for them to shoot you with it instead for a Perma-Kill.
NPC Prisoner 231: Rolled a 2!
FAILURE! You grab a uniform from a dead guard and try to bluff your way into the Warden's Office, only to take a shotgun blast to the groin for 3 DMG.
NPC Prisoner 992: Rolled a 4!
Minor Failure! You politely knock on the door in true Canadian fashion. The Warden rudely declines the knock by trying to shoot you with a shotgun through the windows and barricades.
NPC Prisoner 669: Rolled a 6!
Minor Success! You summon a Lawyer to give the door a lawsuit, hitting it for
1 DMG!---ENEMY TURN---Warden's Door rolls a SUCCESSFUL 9 and whips out a mare's leg-style Lever Action Shotgun before firing it at
Zoltan, hitting him for 2 DMG! Warden's Door then flip-roosters the shotgun!
ENEMY STATUS:Warden's Door - 7 HP
PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):Copy Kirby- 5 HP, LightInjury
Cybertails - 4 HP, Wounded
LegoDude- 4 HP, Wounded
CRITAWAKETS, Canadian savior - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
Zoltan - 4 HP, Wounded
NotBomberguy - 5 HP, Light Injury
Glass Joe - 4 HP, Wounded
Space1255 - loving Dead(-1 HP)HULKHOGAN - 5 HP, Light Injury
Kidalex90 - 6 HP, Healthy
Breadfish - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Prisoner 156 - GAME OVER[NPC]Prisoner 231 - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
[NPC]Prisoner 992 - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Prisoner 669 - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Patrolling Guard Boris Proletariat- -1 HP, loving DeadScenario Statistics:Most Successful Player (Will count this later)
Guards Converted: 1
Guards Killed: 7
Enemy Mishaps: 5
Most Damage Caused: Space1255(10 DMG)
Deadliest Player: Space1255(1 Kill), NotBomberGuy(1 Kill) and Glass Joe(1 Kill)
Most Untrustworthy: Space1255(1 TeamKill)
Most Deaths: Space1255(1 Death)
WARNING! I've modified a roll result slightly. Changes are highlighted in red.0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (Critical Success w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (Critical Success w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (Critical Success w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.
I think I might have screwed up on some of the statistics slightly. Going to have to re-count either now or at the end. Statistics alone significantly add to how long updates take, though.