And we're back!
summon Y.V. to 'POP POP' the door
Who the forget is YVIf any revive attempts on me fail I use my Determination to revive myself
Dead/Incapped players cannot self revive, currently.
i loving steal his her shotgun and shoot him her in the face with it
The Warden is shooting through the barricades behind her door, you know. Can't exactly get to her or attack her until the door is defeated.
Murderous Cop: Rolled a 8.
SUCCESS! Y.V
attacks the door and hits it for 1 DMG!Glass Joe attempts to revive Space. Roll result: 2.
INCOMPETENT REVIVAL! You revive Space by screaming wildly and going apestuff on his corpse,
bitchslapping him back into life with 1 HP left!HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 2.
FAILURE! You stand up and let the Warden fill you full of buckshot! The shotgun pellets enter through your face instead of your mouth,
horribly scarring you for 1 DMG!Cybertails: Rolled a 9!
SUCCESS! You wind up your fist and punch the door,
denting it for 2 DMG!CRITAWAKETS: Rolled a 6!
Slight Success. You whip out a M4 and attempt to spray down the Warden through the barricaded door, but the Warden ducks down.
The door, meanwhile, takes 1 DMG.Zoltan: Rolled a 4.
MINOR FAILURE! You rush at full speed into the door, intending to break it down by slamming yourself into it. The door bounces you back.
Breadfish: Rolled a 7.
Slight Success! You continue firing wildly in all directions,
managing to strike the door's hinges for 1 DMG and nearly shooting down Zoltan.
Kidalex90: Rolled a 11.
GONE HORRIBLY RIGHT! You kick the door down for 4 DMG right as the Warden pops up to fire her shotgun, barely managing to avoid being filled with buckshot.
The door is down! Our heroes rush into the Warden's Office to retrieve the keys to the front door so they can escape!
"You're making a big mistake here!" The Warden shouts in a extremely thick accent. She's not native to Canada, that's for sure.
ENEMY STATUS:BOSS: The Warden - 25 HP
PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):Copy Kirby- 5 HP, LightInjury
Cybertails - 4 HP, Wounded
LegoDude- 4 HP, Wounded
CRITAWAKETS, Canadian savior - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
Zoltan - 4 HP, Wounded
NotBomberguy - 5 HP, Light Injury
Glass Joe - 4 HP, Wounded
Space1225 - 1 HP, Near Death
HULKHOGAN - 4 HP, Wounded
Kidalex90 - 6 HP, Healthy
Breadfish - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Prisoner 156 - GAME OVER[NPC]Prisoner 231 - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
[NPC]Prisoner 992 - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Prisoner 669 - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Patrolling Guard Boris Proletariat- -1 HP, loving DeadScenario Statistics:Guards Converted: 1
Guards Killed: 7
Enemy Mishaps: 5
Most Damage Caused: Space1255(10 DMG)
Most Damage Taken: CRITAWAKETS(4 DMG)
Deadliest Player: Space1255(1 Kill), NotBomberGuy(1 Kill) and Glass Joe(1 Kill)
Most Untrustworthy: Space1255(1 TeamKill)
Most Deaths: Space1255(1 Death)
Most Revivals: Glass Joe(1 Revival)
0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (Critical Success w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (Critical Success w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (Critical Success w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.
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