Late-night update and I have homework to get back to so the formatting is slightly lazier
Copy Kirby: Rolled a 1. FAILURE! You rush up to the Warden and try to finish her off, only to narrowly dodge another surprise crotch-punt to the ceiling.
NEWCOMER Crazy: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You heal a few teammates for 1 HP with them flakes.
Zoltan: Rolled a 5. You jump through the hole in the ceiling, but the Warden can clearly still see you.
Glass Joe: Rolled a 11. GONE HORRIBLY RIGHT! You jump into the hole in the ceiling right as the Warden shoots at Zoltan. You narrowly avoid having your face exploded.
Cybertails and NEWCOMER Tablesalt: Rolled a 7+2. SUCCESS! Both of you play some smooth jazz at Ivan, smacking him for 4 Mental DMG!
Ivan Gulag breaks down into tears at the beauty of smooth jazz and jumps out the window, his life complete!
Space1255: Rolled a 5. You drop your pants, bend over, and try to crap a tsunami. You succeed in crapping bricks on the floor.
Breadfish: Rolled a 3. MINOR FAILURE! You spray your gun one-handed again, but the recoil sends it into the roof, where it barely misses Zoltan.
Cone: Rolled a 8! SUCCESS! You snort memes at the Warden, ayy lmaoing her for 2 DMG.
The Warden rolls a 11! HOLY stuff! She loads some explosive Shotgun Shells into her shotgun, takes aim at Legodude, and fires it at his face, smacking him for 6 DMG and making him REALLY DEAD! Unfortunately, her shotgun can't take the pressure and explodes in her face, finishing her off.
"Y-You..." The Warden coughs up blood as she slumps against the wall, the keys to the front door dropping from her belt. "Dontcha have any darned idea what yer doing? <cough> You're... S'posed to be in here... Fer a reason!" Our Heroes can identify her southern accent now.
The Warden coughs up blood one last time and rolls over to her side before expiring. Everyone notices the strange tattoo on the back of her neck: The symbol of the New Confederate States of America! Thats a little odd, but we brush it off for now.
With the Warden dead, our heroes rush out the front door and hijack a few Jeeps and jackets that the guards won't be needing anymore(Its a gulag in the middle of a frozen hellhole). Onwards to freedom!
SCENARIO 1 COMPLETE.
Anyone got a suggestion for the next scenario the forumers should tackle
PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
Copy Kirby- 4 HP, Wounded
Cybertails - 2 HP, Heavy Injury
LegoDude: -2 HP, DEADER THAN DISCO, BABY
CRITAWAKETS, Canadian savior - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
Zoltan - 4 HP, Wounded
NotBomberguy - 5 HP, Light Injury
Glass Joe - 4 HP, Wounded
Space1225 - 2 HP, Heavy Injury
HULKHOGAN - 2 HP, Heavy Injury
Kidalex90 - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
Breadfish - 5 HP, Light Injury
}]Crazy[{ - 6 HP, Healthy
Cone² - 6 HP, Healthy
Tablesalt - 6 HP, Healthy
Scenario Statistics:
Guards Converted: 1
Guards Killed: 9
Enemy Mishaps: 6
Most Damage Caused: STILL Space1255!(10 DMG vs 9 DMG for HULKHOGAN, Copy Kirby, etc)
Most Damage Taken: Space1255 (6 DMG. Oops.)
Deadliest Player: Space1255(1 Kill), NotBomberGuy(1 Kill) and Glass Joe(1 Kill)
Most Untrustworthy: Space1255(1 TeamKill)
Most Deaths: Space1255(1 Death)
Most Revivals: Glass Joe(1 Revival)
0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.
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