Author Topic: What’s the scariest, ‘someone broke in your house’ story that has happened you?  (Read 2880 times)

One time someone broke into my house
AND IT WAS JOHN CENA
DUDUDDUUUUUMMM
DUDUDUDUMMMMM

true story
why can't he broke into my house one day.

You are at the biggest threat of being burglarized, lol.
yes if someone could find me lmao

i saw a black person walking down the street so i called the cops now he's in jail for being black

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My house has never been broken into, but my aunt and uncle in Memphis chain their generator and grill to the brick of their house behind their closed gated driveway and iron fence because apparently when the power goes out all the black people steal stuff from the ritzy neighborhoods.

Someone was banging on my door at 3 in the morning once. I opened the door and threw a shovel at them. I missed, but they left.

My house has never been broken into, but my aunt and uncle in Memphis chain their generator and grill to the brick of their house behind their closed gated driveway and iron fence because apparently when the power goes out all the black people steal stuff from the ritzy neighborhoods.

do they live in a...






suburb