when is the worst time to jack off?

[giant tootsie rolls]

when your richard is peeled and bled

ow

[Ad Bot]

[The Murderous Cop]

when someone's in, around, or outside the building you're in

[XR-7]

ow

Hide the potato peeler

[Nickpb 2.0]

when your hands have sand paper glued to them.

did you read the first page

I jack off with sand paper

[ZXukas]

in your cousin's room

[Frequency]

in your cousin's room

That sounds like the perfect time

[Jaxx]

at a funeral
in the casket

[Foopster]

in your cousin Infant siblings's room

[Frequency]

yeah okay let's not

[The Resonte!]

at a funeral
in the casket

in a box

with a fox

in a house

with a mouse

[shitlord]

id rather do it near someone that wouldn't remember if i had to choose

[Clownfish]

WHEN BEING STARED IN THE FACE BY WWE SUPERSTAR JOHN "DONG" CENA
HE'LL SUPLEX YOUR ACTION JACKSON FASTER THAN YOU CAN FLEX YOUR BICEPS

procrastination WILL MERELY CAUSE HIM TO SPEED UP ANYWAY

[ZXukas]

WHEN BEING STARED IN THE FACE BY WWE SUPERSTAR JOHN "DONG" CENA
HE'LL SUPLEX YOUR ACTION JACKSON FASTER THAN YOU CAN FLEX YOUR BICEPS

procrastination WILL MERELY CAUSE HIM TO SPEED UP ANYWAY

not in this house