Author Topic: Weird things your parents have said (Read 1652 times)

Lego lad · November 20, 2015, 04:10:11 PM

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mine is when I once heard my parents talking about one of their past vacations from when I was really young, and they said "That was the first time that we got the new security checks, since 9/11 happened" as if it were some fond memory to get a more thorough security check due to 9/11 happening recently.

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gebenuwell · November 20, 2015, 04:11:48 PM

"if you do not pee you will turn into cheese"

Frequency · November 20, 2015, 04:19:28 PM

"i regret not finishing high school"

Maxwell. · November 20, 2015, 06:29:42 PM

can't remember, but any opinion on the immigration crCIA they have really loving pisses me off. also they support Annoying Orange

otto-san · November 20, 2015, 06:33:23 PM

lots of really sketchy things about x political issue fuelled by getting news exclusively from reactionary "news" sites that are actually opinion sites in disguise and therefore exclusively bias and unfortunately very very misinformed/intentionally negligent of evidence

�l��kf�ce · November 20, 2015, 06:33:28 PM

"your art is good"

giant tootsie rolls · November 20, 2015, 06:36:06 PM

"You're adopted"

Meta_KnightX · November 20, 2015, 06:40:31 PM

"Weirdmageddon"

foulprairiedog · November 20, 2015, 06:48:32 PM

"45 years and nobody ever asked me about my erections before"

Red Spy · November 20, 2015, 06:50:05 PM

Quote from: Meta_KnightX on November 20, 2015, 06:40:31 PM

"Weirdmageddon"

shut up 8-ball

Yosher · November 20, 2015, 06:51:54 PM

"gonna get a pack of cigarettes, be right back"

bigcapitalbaka · November 20, 2015, 06:53:54 PM

"I SUPPORT Annoying Orange" in a way which you can't detect the tone

Valkerone · November 20, 2015, 06:57:54 PM

Quote from: Maxwell. on November 20, 2015, 06:29:42 PM

can't remember, but any opinion on the immigration crCIA they have really loving pisses me off. also they support Annoying Orange

Quote from: bigcapitalbaka on November 20, 2015, 06:53:54 PM

"I SUPPORT Annoying Orange" in a way which you can't detect the tone

Kill them

beachbum111111 · November 20, 2015, 07:00:15 PM

Quote from: Maxwell. on November 20, 2015, 06:29:42 PM

can't remember, but any opinion on the immigration crCIA they have really loving pisses me off. also they support Annoying Orange

Oh so they're smart ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

mod-man · November 20, 2015, 07:59:08 PM

when i was 13 my dad told me he plucks my pubic hairs and saves them in a jar

my mom also told me something similar, but she apparently collects all our teeth

any time i sneezed more than 3 times, my parents would either tell me they were selling me to the circus or feeding me to the dog

my dad regularly asked me to look at his pecker

and plenty other crazy shenanigans