HERE ARE UNCREDITED FACTS ABOUT TEEOS AND HIS RUNNING MATE F3D TO TELL YOU WHY HE IS THE BEST CANDIDATE9.9 QUADRILLION YEARS AGO, TEEOS CREATES A RUNNING MATE IN HIS OWN PERFECT IMAGE AND OUT COMES F3D WHO WOULD LATER SAVE THE ENGLISH PEOPLE FROM SAVAGERY
9.9 QUADRILLION YEARS AGO, TEEOS CREATED THE UNIVERSE BY SHEER WILLPOWER
250 MILLION YEARS AGO TEEOS WAS THERE TO SEE THE CREATION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM
65 MILLION YEARS AGO TEEOS BOMBED THE DINOSAURS WITH A METEOR TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE NEW SPECIES
1.8 MILLION YEARS AGO TEEOS WATCHED THE FIRST HOMO ERECTUS USE TOOLS AND GAVE THEM A CELLULAR PHONE
THIS GAVE THEM TUMORS. THANKFULLY, 150 THOUSAND YEARS AGO TEEOS MADE SURE MODERN HUMANS DIDNT GET TUMORS FROM CELL PHONES
HE USED HIS SPECIAL VISION OF HEALING TO MAKE THE CANCER GO AWAY
4000 B.C. TEEOS DOMESTICATES THE FIRST HORSE GIVES IT TO A PASTOR IN UKRAINE
3150 BC TEEOS HELPS BUILD THE EGYPTIAN EMPIRE
BOOK OF EXODUS 13:17-14:29 TEEOS SPLITS THE READ SEA (DATE UNKNOWN)
1095 BC TEEOS ORGANIZES THE FIRST CRUSADE IN THE NAME OF HIMSELF
47 BC TEEOS BURNS HALF OF THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA DOWN BECAUSE HE COULDNT FIND THE loving ALGEBRA 3 BOOK
HE RECREATES IT AFTER HIS BLAME MONKEY JULIUS CAESAR TAKES THE FALL
IT IS RECREATED IN MOVIE FORM BECAUSE BOOKS ARE FOR NERDS
TEEOS CREATES AMERICAN CIVILIZATION - 0 BC
WANT TO KNOW WHY 0 BC
BECAUSE AMERICA WAS A GOD GIVEN NATION
TEEOS PASSED AMERICA ONTO GOD
33 AD TEEOS DIES FOR THE FORUMS' SINS AND FREEDOM
425 AD TEEOS CREATES THE CONSTANTINOPLE UNIVERSITY
1327 AD TEEOS TELEPORTS TO AMERICA AND CREATES THE AZTEC EMPIRE; BUILDS THE CITY OF TENOCHTITLAN
1947 AD TEEOS CRASHES HIS UFO INTO THE DESERT AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING
IN 1964 F3D ENDED RACISM IN AMERICA WITH HIS BARE HANDS
1969 AD TEEOS STEPS ON THE MOON FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER HE CREATED IT (neil armtrong was by his side but the american government censored teeos to protect his identity, you see, teeos used to be a government secret)
1991 AD TEEOS MAKES THE SOVIET UNION COLLAPSE
1995 AD TEEOS CREATES THE INTERNET
2005 AD TEEOS GIVES THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS TO BADSPOT
1 year ago f3d and teeos shared a meal together to plan THE FUTURE RENAISSANCE
IN 2015, F3D INVENTED A TIME MACHINE, AND DESTROYED IT SO NOBODY COULD HOLD SUCH SHEER POWER
2015 AD TEEOS WINS BLOCKLANDER OF THE YEAR
2100 AD - 2600 AD TEEOS HELPS HUMANS COLONIZE THE SOLAR SYSTEM
VOTE TEEOS AND I WILL BRING US TO THE HEAVENS