Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

i act like a friendly guy. i'm willing to help everyone and generally nice.

you should deeply reassess yourself to see if this is actually true or a byproduct of absorbing too much internet dating advice

[Ad Bot]

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

also i might as well pull this card before anyone else

just be yourself

[hillkill]

i literally don't smell like anything. i don't put on cologne only deodorant because i generally don't stink

you should deeply reassess yourself to see if this is actually true or a byproduct of absorbing too much internet dating advice

it could also be that it feels like i'm going loving insane everyday because there are different personality thoughts that range from depression, hysteria, Self Delete, etc.

[Bear_Tracks]

I never put on any cologne or deodorants and I don't smell at all. I barely sweat. If I were athletic, it'd be different. Then again, I do play a lot of chess and chess is a legitimate sport so I guess I can call myself an athlete.

it means I banged your mom last night while you were off being yourself. nice try loser it was a distraction

I hope you realize that this is considered softcore for most BLF users.

[Nonnel]

hmm how about your voice? too nasally? high?

[Akio-]

i literally don't smell like anything. i don't put on cologne only deodorant because i generally don't stink

Problem identified. Wear deodorant, brush your teeth  wear clean clothes, all that crap. Good hygiene = better w/ girls. You think it's fine to not wear that stuff but it's really nasty.

[Alternat¡ve]

how am i supposed to know what looks good and what doesn't? i can't even fathom how people know what looks good.

alright im going to start trying to help instead of belittling and putting you down like other people here are.

Haircut:


Glasses:

https://i.imgur.com/dAQgvni.png
replace the button down shirts with some t-shirts, keep the flannel. you don't need 5 pairs of shoes, one or two pairs are enough. all black vans or nikes are good. at the least get tan chinos, darkwash slim fitting jeans, black slim fitting jeans.

get some more t shirts at least, with NO GRAPHIC SHIRTS WITH THE STUPID WITTY SAYINGS LIKE "I'm so next level" with a picture of a game controller. If you want to be taken seriously burn those if you have them. good t shirt colors are black, white, earth tones, but get anything that is versatile and goes with a lot of outfits. don't be the kid who wears nike everything

also learn to layer clothing if you live in colder areas. flannel + hoodie underneath is a good simple fit, bomber jacket over a hoodie, bomber jacket over a flannel, dark flannel with a hoodie over that and another flannel over that is good too but make sure the base flannel is a dark color or you might look weird.

smelling good is better than smelling like nothing, get some polo blue cologne or something.

http://imgur.com/a/X19q7 here are some more sporty outfits for warmer temperatures. ask me if you need any more tips.

[Maxwell.]

I hope you realize that this is considered softcore for most BLF users.

I banged your dad too

[hillkill]

i can do all those but get new glasses because my next appointment is a year later and they only have a select amount i can pick from.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

i literally don't smell like anything. i don't put on cologne only deodorant because i generally don't stink

it could also be that it feels like i'm going loving insane everyday because there are different personality thoughts that range from depression, hysteria, Self Delete, etc.

first you cant actually smell yourself so if you really do smell like stuff you probably got used to it and need to ask someone else or just scrub yourself until you think youre good then scrub more

second the general attitude towards posting on the blf is that the authors mental condition isnt relevant when it comes to post quality so if you are seriously forgeted in the head this is not a good place for you to be if you want to avoid negative comments

[Akio-]

Get contacts then or schedule a sooner appointment. You really need to fix that hairstyle.

[Electrk.]

I banged your dad too

see this is why I keep this tag for you

i can do all those but get new glasses because my next appointment is a year later and they only have a select amount i can pick from.

even just a nice haircut will help a lot

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

yo can someone post the picture of him i didnt see it

[Alternat¡ve]

i can do all those but get new glasses because my next appointment is a year later and they only have a select amount i can pick from.

alright that will be a good start. if your parents don't understand why you want all these new clothes then be honest with them and explain your situation. im sure they will at least understand if they are narcissistic.

also forgot to mention this but go to a barber rather than a hair salon, they are specifically for men and are way better than greatclips or something and you can usually find one that is the same cost. also GO AS SOON AS YOU CAN or if you have to wait then go before you go back to school.

[hillkill]

i can't get contact because i have this condition where my left eye is right in the corner of my eye. the only thing that makes it straight are my glasses. i have this hairstyle because i have cystic acne that can't be fixed (i've tried almost every treatment out there).