Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Clownfish]

natural selection will hopefully feed out this kind of stupidity.

woah, watch out, you almost tipped your fedora off there

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[Col. Derontchi]

So I should wait for her to start the next conversation, yeah?

[Lord Tony®]

Lord Tony's Method:

If I meet a girl and she's acting shy around me but interested I know that for a fact she thinks I am hot and wants to forget me. All I have to do is say "want to make out?"

BAM

We make out just like that, most of the time it leads to more.


Col. Derotchi Method:

Eats a paintball.

Girl gets disgusted and turned off.

Her vagina becomes a bone dry barren wasteland.

[Clownfish]

So I should wait for her to start the next conversation, yeah?

if you want to talk to her talk to her
don't just sit around waiting for people/her to talk to you like me
honestly if I were you I'd just get comfortable talking with her

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post the sad frog again daddy

[Lord Tony®]

post the sad frog again daddy

What?

[hillkill]

tony, he's not looking for love

[Col. Derontchi]

I was comfortable talking to her. It was just awkward today

[hillkill]

the thing that makes it awkward is acknowledging it's awkward. just don't think about that and continue on.

[Foxscotch]

thanks for not reading. he was responding to this:

I meant exactly what shift kitty is saying

i don't act the same way i do here in real life.

so you're saying that you intentionally act like an idiot on the forum?

[hillkill]

so you're saying that you intentionally act like an idiot on the forum?

no, it's just that i freely express my mind without any limits here and i would never do that in real life.

[Foxscotch]

no, it's just that i freely express my mind without any limits here and i would never do that in real life.

so... you're saying you're an idiot at heart, and pretend to not be in real life

[hillkill]

so... you're saying you're an idiot at heart, and pretend to not be in real life

sure whatever you want me to say.

[Filipe]

So, tell me what is the current state between you and the girl, without any of that discussion.

[Col. Derontchi]

So, tell me what is the current state between you and the girl, without any of that discussion.

I'm not sure.

She was definitely interested, but then I gave her this gift and I felt kinda needy. Idk even though she turned redder than hazard lights, I still felt like I was being kind of a creep.

[bloody jumper]

tony, he's not looking for love

He's looking for someone to dominate. Don't feed his already bloated ego.