Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[#Jeetlor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
Also relevant.

relevant how?

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[SlayerZ99]

Lord Tony's Method:

If I meet a girl and she's acting shy around me but interested I know that for a fact she thinks I am hot and wants to forget me. All I have to do is say "want to make out?"

this is too damn funny

[Clownfish]

this is too damn funny

i'd forget tony tbh

[Rally]

I'm not sure.

[Electrk.]

this thread is comedy gold

[Maxwell.]

Col. Derotchi Method:

Eats a paintball.

Girl gets disgusted and turned off.

Her vagina becomes a bone dry barren wasteland.

that's the best part, derontichi will then prove his worth by using her vagina as a paintball target

the paint also acts as lube

[McJob]

I have a very serious hint for the OP.

ASK HER OUT TO COFFEE YOU CUNT.

What are you, stupid? The longer you prolong the bullstuff, the more somebody will stop being interested and find something else to get entertained with.

Just forgetin' take her to the goddam coffee shop or washing machine store or whatever the forget you kids do these days, lay her down with some facts about how you feel and ask if she wants to try something out.

forget loving lord, there's FOURTY-SIX pages of you acting like a keg in the middle of a tsunami. Get it together, mate, because otherwise the boat stops here and Tony'll forget her.

[XR-7]

-yes-

McJob lays down the WAY THINGS ARE DONE

[Akio-]

austrailia.

[PurpleMetro]

clap clap

[Lord Tony®]

Tony'll forget her.

I would have asked her for love the first day. I have love with the person before I actually go in a relationship with them.

From what I learned is that a female will be more likely to join a long term relationship with you after having love because it shows that I am not some guy who has love with them and never see them again, lol.

[McJob]

I would have asked her for love the first day.

[XR-7]

Tony, how do we know that you aren't just some overweight internet crusader telling heroic stories to children to get their hopes up?

[Lord Tony®]

In fact almost every girl I've had love with before dating them turned into a long term relationship. They said they were glad I wasn't one of those guys that runs away after having love.

If you don't forget her she's going to think you're some homoloveual that eats paintballs.

Tony, how do we know that you aren't just some overweight internet crusader telling heroic stories to children to get their hopes up?

I'm less than 150 pounds.

[Steve5451²]

Tony, how do we know that you aren't just some overweight internet crusader telling heroic stories to children to get their hopes up?

He looks like the character in Hatred. I can't imagine people talking to him cause he's creepy as stuff.