Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[Clownfish]

in all honesty you should lock the thread again and keep it locked
you're past the hard part, you can handle the rest without advice
and if you can't then you need more help than we can give you lol

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[Col. Derontchi]

That's a good mindset but it's also essentially the opposite of forcing things to be slow lel

I just mean making sure she never forgets why I'm with her, and why she is with me. I mean just taking our time, however long that turns out to be.

[Camel]

I just mean making sure she never forgets why I'm with her, and why she is with me. I mean just taking our time, however long that turns out to be.

aight now you're startin to sound creepy

[Rally]

why I'm with her, and why she is with me.

you had a crush on her, she had a crush on you, someone ate a paint ball, 70 pages later you're still overthinking this

[e-maxx]

just take your loving snake and insert it inside of her
no questions asked

[Col. Derontchi]

aight now you're startin to sound creepy

You know what I mean.

you had a crush on her, she had a crush on you, someone ate a paint ball, 70 pages later you're still overthinking this

I've mainly kept this thread going to provide updates, I'm mostly beyond that phase where I was in dire need of assistance. As of now I'm just getting you guys' opinions on the matter

[Maxwell.]

just take your loving snake and insert it inside of her
no questions asked

but wait what hole would it go into

[bigcapitalbaka]

but wait what hole would it go into

the nose??

[e-maxx]

but wait what hole would it go into

ALLL OF THEM

[Col. Derontchi]

What day constitutes an anniversary? Is it the day I asked her out and she agreed, or is it the day we met, or is it the day of our first date? Or is it something else? Only curious for future reference.

[Foxscotch]

What day constitutes an anniversary? Is it the day I asked her out and she agreed, or is it the day we met, or is it the day of our first date? Or is it something else? Only curious for future reference.

none of those days matter, the date you'll wanna write down is the one that you decided you were partners

[Darryl McKoy]

My (now) girlfriend and I were casually seeing each other for a while before we actually became partners. We celebrated from the point that I asked her to be my girlfriend.

Also lol @ you reopening this topic.

[The Resonte!]

choose-your-own-adventure dating sim: with real people

[Col. Derontchi]

So I set up a bowling thing with her on Saturday, on the condition that I go to church with her on Wednesday to meet her parents. If I'm not mistaken, this is a sign of seriousness. Either that, or her overprotective parents want to meet me because of the whole  "2 hours late getting home" deal last time. I think it's the first one. I agreed, of course. It's a dinner followed by an hour service. Any pointers you guys would be willing to give me? Humorous and serious are equally welcome.

[CapTMeaT]

you'll be fine!!!!!! kiss her parents. show them you mean business.