High School Adventures [War declared!]

[JamesH]

declare war on Donald Annoying Orange and begin to invade the white house since Donald Annoying Orange somehow became president

[Ad Bot]

[Theepicman]

You rape the female news reporter and shove the camera up her bumhole, dealing 3 damage!

"As we s-"

You stop the other news reporter mid sentence and ask for meds. They give you an Ebola Virus vaccine and a cookie. You are now immune to your evolved Ebola Virus and you gain +2 HP from the cookie!

You take off your HEV suit and swim in your now chest-deep stuff-piss sea. You try to go underwater but you have to close your eyes so the stuff doesn't get into your eyes.

You ask the Russian Rebels for a VTOL and they give you one for free! Additionally, they drain the stuff-piss sea and put it into a bomb. They also put your hover tank on auto-pilot to head to the white house too. You usher the news team into the VTOL as well as your companions and head for the white house.
INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

Pageloss.

[Eon]

bump

[Drydess]

bump

ninja edit

[Refticus]

begin wonder how we got to this conclusion from the first day of school.

go home and play that new and hip video game called blockland

[Space1255]

Do a hard reset of the game.

[Drydess]

begin wonder how we got to this conclusion from the first day of school.

go home and play that new and hip video game called blockland

Browse the roosterland Gorums

[TableSalt]

Lick your upper lip again.

[Insert Name Here]

Fast-Travel to the white house and blow inside Action Movie style

[Theepicman]

You want to hard reset life but you can't without jumping out the VTOL without a parachute.

You try to fast travel to the white house but you are already on the way to it on the VTOL.

You pull out a tablet and browse the roosterland Gorums. You go to Drama and see "Poor Tony's new infatuation of endlessly harping on forgetout 4". You enter the thread and see a user named roosterchip stuffting on Poor Tony. It also seem that Poor Tony and another user named Ravenpot are working with eachother in a clan called The Harvest. People are flaming The Harvest and Poor Tony is claiming they are mad because they didn't get in. You leave the thread.

You wonder how this happened from the 1st day of school to this. You try to go home but you have already crossed the Maryland-D.C border and can see the Washington Monument.

You lick your upper lip but while you're doing that, you fly over an Airforce base. Alarms go off and the VTOL starts beeping that it has been locked onto.

You get a loud microphone and yell "I DECLARE WAR ON DONALD Annoying Orange!" because Donald Annoying Orange became president. Immediately, you see pilots scrambling for their jets. But, the Russian Rebel airforce appears out of nowhere with 14 Jets and 5 VTOLs. They begin bombing the airfield.

What do you do now?
INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

[TableSalt]

Lick your upper lip again.

[tber123]

Let them keep bombing the airfield. Continue on to the White House and fire your Ebola Arm Cannon into it, which should kill Donald Annoying Orange.

[fireking]

holy stuff i clicked on this topic to see if the forums could be serious for a forum game like this and you somehow went from a normal student to somebody wearing an ebola arm cannon and an hev suit in a vtol whatt he fucj happened

[Eon]

snort cocaine obviously

[Theepicman]

You lick your upper lip again. At the exact moment, an SAM rocket strikes your VTOL, shooting off one of the back tails. The helicopter spirals out of control for a few moments but the pilot gets it back to normal.

You continue to the White House and fire an Ebola Arm Cannon charge at it. It goes through a window and strikes Hillary Clinton, but not Donald Annoying Orange. You zoom in with binoculars and see her bleeding to death.

You snort cocaine, but it is not enough to make you high.

You look back at the airfield, and a massive dogfight is going on. The rebels got reinforcements too. The rebels seem to have the upper hand as most of the Air force jets were destroyed before launching. All of a sudden, the rebel jets disperse and a laser from space shoots the airfield, disintegrating all of the air force jets and the airfield. They then begin bombing SWAT roadblocks and an army blockade around the Washington Monument.

You are now hovering over the white house, but you are getting heavy fire from the army. SWAT Officer 3 has manned a minigun and Russian Rebel 1 is shooting at them with his AK-47. There is one minigun available.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5