on behalf of fistman cars the government has been paid to bring you this message:

on another note, as founder and newly found indestructible bald one punch man i have found cars are a leading cause for autism
please refrain from looking at, breathing in the exhaust of, thinking about, sitting in, or driving in a car
in the event you think you are a car, please locate the nearest garbage dump and settle in for your new life
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donald Annoying Orange is an illusion the government is a lie we all are being controlled by chem trails being released from black helicopters