THAT'S RIGHT. ITS TIME FOR THE BATTLE OF THE SUBS. THE EVENT THAT HAS TAKEN YEARS OF PLANNING. THE REAL MONEY MATCH. LOSER PAYS FOR A
SPICY ITALIAN AT SUBWAY
IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE mike, A BOY RAISED FROM THE UNSTOPPABLE GULAGS OF SOVIET RUSSIA, AND HE'S READY FOR THOSE SUBS. AFTER GETTING SECOND TO LAST PLACE IN SEVERAL COMPETITIONS AT SOME UNKNOWN BASEMENT EVENTS, HE'S READY TO TAKE DOWN SEAN IN THIS YEARS BATTLE OF THE SUBS. IN HIS PREGAME REVIEW, WE GOT THIS INFORMATION:
"Nal is gonna buy me as much subs a possible. Like, seriously. I'll be stuffing myself with the subs he's buying me. Go figure. He's the greasiest bully I've ever seen. I've never seen someone this greasy. Like, seriously. Also Nal is stupid because he likes brawl."IN THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE NAL. A FIERCE COMPETITOR FROM DETROIT, FLORIDA. HE'S MAD, AND HE'S READY FOR THOSE SUBS. HE IS OFTEN MADE FUN OF BY mike FOR LIKING BRAWL, BUT HE'S BACK FOR REVENGE, BABY. EVER SINCE THE FIRST BIG MIKE MEETUP OF 2015, HE PLANNED MIKES WALLET ASSASSINATION. WE ASKED HIM HOW HE FELT IN HIS POST GAME REVIEW, HERE'S HIS STATEMENT:
"mike is fat lol"THIS EVENT STARS AT 11:00 PM CST. IF YOU WANT TO GET A SNEAK PEAK OF THE WARMUPS, HERE IS THE LINK
NOW LIKE ANY FAIR COMPETITION, WE NEED RULES. SO BOYS, LETS GET THE RULE BOOK
"4 stocks, 19 minutes, best of five."
and no fox
