BLF Plans a Robbery

[tber123]

Attempt to reassemble some firearms and find some medical care for your bullet wounds. Also attempt to find ammo before another Mobster comes. Barricade the door and windows to give you some time, if enough props are available for barricading.

You quickly grab some props from the Kitchen(and main hall) to use as a barricade. Bullets will pierce the barricade just fine, but Mobsters will have difficulty seeing you.

Reassembling the guns with your bare hands proves futile, so you move on to searching the nearby rooms(except the Garage, since you can hear multiple voices laughing) and find no medkits. Deciding to loot a Mobster's corpse instead, you find 2 shotgun shells.



The Driver suddenly arrives back from the liquor store!

"Hey guys! I finally got the booze....." His voice trails off as he notices the dead Mobsters in the front yard. "What the forget?"

"We were attacked, man!" Mobster #12 replies. "We chased him(John McClass) off, but I have a hunch that some of my stuff was stolen! Come on, let's go check!"



The Mobsters start rushing into the house, preparing to search every last corner until they're sure nobody stole their stuff.

NOTE: You can haul ass and escape now.

TARGET #1: House belonging to a bunch of Mobsters
Level of Security: Mobsters with knives, improvised weapons, pistols, pump-action shotguns, and SMGs
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info: Mobster Count: Slightly more than a dozen
Mobsters Neutralized: 11
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.
NEARBY PEOPLE:
The Bouncer(AKA Hudson) is deader than disco.
Mobster #1 Is unconscious. He carries a 9mm Pistol.
Mobster #2 Is dead by your hand. He carries a Improvised Shotgun.
Mobster #3 Is unconscious. He carries a Pump Action Shotgun.
Mobster #4 Is dead by your hand. He carries a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #5 Is unconscious. He carries a .45 SMG.
Mobster #6 Is dead by your hand. He carries a knife.
Mobster #7 Is dead by your hand. He carries a .40 Pistol.
Mobster #8 Is bleeding out.
Mobster #9 is dead
Mobster #10 packs a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #11 is using a .45 Pistol.
Mobster #12  is using a Pump Action Shotgun.
The Driver is packing a knife and 10mm SMG.

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper LOOT:Disassembled Guns LOOT:Materials for Explosives LOOT:Diamonds

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(IN HIDING): Can distract the mobsters, help you silently take down a few of them nonlethally, and so on. Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once/twice per day. Updates may have quality or quantity affected on January 1-3 since I'm visiting family for the weekend. Current Status:  MOBSTER REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - 2 MINUTES! LAW ENFORCEMENT FIRST RESPONDERS INCOMING - 10 MINUTES Blood: [lllllll///] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [lllllll///] Left Arm: HEALTHY [lllllll///] Right Arm: BLEEDING, SHOT [llllllll//] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

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[Refticus]

realise you survived 2 bullets
do a victory dance then die from blood loss

[tber123]

realise you survived 2 bullets
do a victory dance then die from blood loss

After realizing that you survived two bullets(quite an achievement in the right mind!), you decide to perform a victory dance the only way you know how: Tap dancing. Blood loss gets to you halfway through the intense tapdancing routine, and you collapse to the floor dead just as the Mobsters burst into the room.

GAME OVER - Reloading last save....

Also should I lift some of the restrictions on this thread(Protag can start summoning stuff, for example) since it appears to have died already

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

bodyslam the mobsters brotherrrrr
then patch up your wounds with the corpses

[Refticus]

bodyslam the mobsters brotherrrrr
then patch up your wounds with the corpses

on pay-per-view

[Blockchip]

Put on a mobster disguise and tell them John McClass came back in, killed everyone but you, and stole things.
If, at any point, you get a chance, snap any of the mobster's necks.

Also should I lift some of the restrictions on this thread(Protag can start summoning stuff, for example) since it appears to have died already

In my opinion, no.

[tber123]

Put on a mobster disguise and tell them John McClass came back in, killed everyone but you, and stole things.
If, at any point, you get a chance, snap any of the mobster's necks.In my opinion, no.

"Guys! John McClass killed everyone else and stole our stuff!" You scream, trying your best to mimic the voice of the Mobster Bouncer you previously murdered.



"You don't SOUND like Hudson..." Mobster #11 says, looking at you suspiciously.

"Isn't Hudson already dead? We already saw his naked corpse on the front yar---" Mobster #12 cuts himself off, and reaches for his pump action shotgun.

"GET HIM!" Mobster #10 shouts.

You run back into the room you were previously hiding in, turning around to see Mobster #11 giving chase. Seeing an opportunity, you lunge at him, grab his head, and try to snap his neck. You only succeed in pissing off Mobster #11 and nearly getting a bullet to the gut.

bodyslam the mobsters brotherrrrr
then patch up your wounds with the corpses

on pay-per-view

Seeing as how the neck snap failed, you attempt to grab Mobster #11 and bodyslam him against a wall(Mobster #11's head also slams into the wall and cracks)! You imagine yourself on pay-per-view as a instant replay of Mobster #11's skull cracking against the wall starts up.

Mobster #11 collapses to the floor, unconscious and bleeding heavily from the back of the head. The other Mobsters start rushing into the room in an attempt to kill you.

TARGET #1: House belonging to a bunch of Mobsters
Level of Security: Mobsters with knives, improvised weapons, pistols, pump-action shotguns, and SMGs
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info: Mobster Count: Slightly more than a dozen
Mobsters Neutralized: 12
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.
NEARBY PEOPLE:
The Bouncer(AKA Hudson) is deader than disco.
Mobster #1 Is unconscious. He carries a 9mm Pistol.
Mobster #2 Is dead by your hand. He carries a Improvised Shotgun.
Mobster #3 Is unconscious. He carries a Pump Action Shotgun.
Mobster #4 Is dead by your hand. He carries a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #5 Is unconscious. He carries a .45 SMG.
Mobster #6 Is dead by your hand. He carries a knife.
Mobster #7 Is dead by your hand. He carries a .40 Pistol.
Mobster #8 Is bleeding out.
Mobster #9 is dead
Mobster #10 packs a 9mm Machine Pistol.
Mobster #11 is in a coma. You can loot a .45 Pistol from him.
Mobster #12  is using a Pump Action Shotgun.
The Driver is packing a knife and 10mm SMG. You can also see car keys in his pocket.

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper LOOT:Disassembled Guns LOOT:Materials for Explosives LOOT:Diamonds

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(IN HIDING): Can distract the mobsters, help you silently take down a few of them nonlethally, and so on. Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once/twice per day. Updates may have quality or quantity affected on January 1-3 since I'm visiting family for the weekend. Current Status:  MOBSTER REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - 1 MINUTE! LAW ENFORCEMENT FIRST RESPONDERS INCOMING - 9 MINUTES Blood: [lllllll///] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [lllllll///] Left Arm: HEALTHY [lllllll///] Right Arm: BLEEDING, SHOT [llllllll//] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Space1255]

Become nihilistic. Realize there is no meant to your existence as you are a mere puppet. Proceed to spread the word, and get that theory rejected, become even more nihilistic.
Edit: wait stuff were still robbing stuff nvm

[Blue Screen]

Pack up and get the hell out of there, run & gun, and also tell John to get away, too, you're most likely not going to survive incoming Mobsters and eventually cops.

[Blockchip]

Pick up mobster 11's  comatose body and say somehing along the lines of "I'm going to leave now. If you do anything to stop me, i'll make sure to extend this person's coma, preferably to forever. If you don't do anything, i'll pay you all 50$."
If it doesn't work, hastily attack mobster 11 with your crowbar, take their gun, and run back outside. If it does work, do that anyway, and don't pay them anything.
Once outside, get John McClass and run in away in any direction.

Make it a goal to eventually exterminate every mobster on planet earth, because it just wouldn't be fair to only kill some of them.

[tber123]

Your negotiation tactics work! The Mobsters back down in fear of Mobster #11 dying, and you also request for The Driver to give you his car keys. Can't escape the reinforcements on foot, after all. After looting Mobster #11's pistol(and killing him anyways), you rush out the front door just in time to witness three cars speeding up to the house. Welp.



After calling John McClass over to your location, the two of you get into The Driver's car and haul ass, while the reinforcements give chase!

ESCAPE!
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info:The Reinforcements will not stop chasing you until you lose them or neutralize them.
Mobsters Neutralized: 13
The Mobsters aren't taking kindly to their party being interrupted.

Yellow Car
Mobster Assault #1 armed with 5.56 Semi-Auto Rifle, Light Armor(Pistol/SMG/Shotgun protect)
Mobster Driver #1 armed with .32 Revolver

Orange Car
Mobster Assault #2 armed with Semi-Auto Shotgun, Light Armor(Pistol/SMG/Shotgun protect)
Mobster Driver #2 armed with .44 Revolver

Red Car
Mobster Assault #3 armed with 7.62 Assault Rifle, Light Armor(Pistol/SMG/Shotgun protect)
Mobster Driver #3 armed with .357 Revolver

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else) .45 Pistol 8/8 (Easily concealed)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper LOOT:Disassembled Guns LOOT:Materials for Explosives LOOT:Diamonds

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 .45 Mags: 2 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(RIDING ALONG): Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once/twice per day. Updates may have quality or quantity affected on January 1-3 since I'm visiting family for the weekend. Current Status: LAW ENFORCEMENT FIRST RESPONDERS INCOMING - 8 MINUTES Vehicle Status: Undamaged Blood: [lllllll///] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [lllllll///] Left Arm: HEALTHY [lllllll///] Right Arm: BLEEDING, SHOT [llllllll//] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Blockchip]

For some reason, i originally thought the .45 pistol would be a revolver.
Swerve around and drive the car straight into the orange car, jumping out at the last metaphorical minute.
Because jumping out of a high-speed car straight onto a hard road is a completely safe maneuver that definitely won't result in any major scrapes, burns, or injuries.
Tell McClass in advance so he can also jump out.

After doing that, get into the truck, blindly firing your .45 pistol at the general direction of the mobsters.
If any cars are about to run you over, dive roll out of the way, because that's also a safe maneuver that won't give you any injuries!

[KristoB]

throw your knowledge baton at them
and maybe the double barrel

[tber123]

No pictures right now because school is back in session tomorrow

For some reason, i originally thought the .45 pistol would be a revolver.
Swerve around and drive the car straight into the orange car, jumping out at the last metaphorical minute.
Because jumping out of a high-speed car straight onto a hard road is a completely safe maneuver that definitely won't result in any major scrapes, burns, or injuries.
Tell McClass in advance so he can also jump out.

After doing that, get into the truck, blindly firing your .45 pistol at the general direction of the mobsters.
If any cars are about to run you over, dive roll out of the way, because that's also a safe maneuver that won't give you any injuries!

Suddenly swerving the car around, you aim it straight for the Orange Car. Both you and McClass dive out at the last second before the Orange Car collides with your car, sending both of them into the air.
Rough Landing: Scrapes and burns to the limbs.

You rush to a nearby truck while firing a .45 Pistol from the hip at the Mobsters, somehow managing to strike John McClass in the kidneys. You are dismayed to find out that the truck is locked, and there are no car keys conveniently left around. After spotting a car trying to run you down, you roll out of the way... Into the path of THE OTHER car. Welp.

Ran Over: You've been mangled.

throw your knowledge baton at them
and maybe the double barrel

In an act of desperation, you throw the Stun Baton at the driver that just ran you over! The Stun Baton crashes through the windshield, electrocutes him, bounces back into your hands and causes the car to crash into the truck! The only Mobsters left are in the Yellow Car!

Mobster Assault and Mobster Driver open fire on the Protagonist wildly, conveniently missing every single shot and accidentally striking John McClass in the liver!

ESCAPE!
Mobster Response(If Alarmed): Mobsters with body armor, assault rifles, revolvers, and semiautomatic shotguns

Police Response: (If Police Called): Police Officers with pistols, pump-action shotguns, semiautomatic rifles, pepper spray, tasers, and batons. Police will focus on arresting you unless you open fire on them.
Level 2 Police Response(If situation escalates): SWAT members with body armor, pepperball guns, SMGs, Rifles, beanbag/taser shotguns, tear gas, stingers, and flashbangs. SWAT will focus on arresting until you start shooting them.
Level 3 Police Response(If situation escalates even further): FBI Agents swarming the area. You're screwed.
Level 4 Police Response(If FBI agents slaughtered): National Guard called in with body armor, tanks, drones, and even more sheer numbers. They shoot to kill.

Other Info:The Reinforcements will not stop chasing you until you lose them or neutralize them.
Mobsters Neutralized: 15

Yellow Car
Mobster Assault #1 armed with 5.56 Semi-Auto Rifle, Light Armor(Pistol/SMG/Shotgun protect)
Mobster Driver #1 armed with .32 Revolver

Orange Car(WRECKED)
Mobster Assault #2 armed with Semi-Auto Shotgun, Light Armor(Pistol/SMG/Shotgun protect)
Mobster Driver #2 armed with .44 Revolver

Red Car(WRECKED)
Mobster Assault #3 armed with 7.62 Assault Rifle, Light Armor(Pistol/SMG/Shotgun protect)
Mobster Driver #3 armed with .357 Revolver

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else) .45 Pistol 8/8 (Easily concealed)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $50 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper LOOT:Disassembled Guns LOOT:Materials for Explosives LOOT:Diamonds

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 .45 Mags: 2 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE John McClass(INJURED): Armed with a tranquilizer pistol. The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once per every 2-3 days. School is back in session for me. Current Status: LAW ENFORCEMENT FIRST RESPONDERS INCOMING - 7 MINUTES Blood: [lllll/////] Head: BRUISED, BURNED [llllllll//] Torso: SHOT, MANGLED, BRUISED, BURNED [llll//////] Left Arm: BLEEDING, SHOT, RAN OVER, BRUISED, BURNED [llll//////] Right Arm: BLEEDING, SHOT, RAN OVER, BRUISED, BURNED [l/////////] Left Leg: BLEEDING, SHOT, RAN OVER, BRUISED, BURNED [ll////////] Right Leg: SHOT, RAN OVER, BRUISED, BURNED [lllll/////]

[Pngu12970]

take the steering wheel off and throw it at the driver in the yellow car