get rid of your dilkinfe and find the nearest vending machine
This is one strange vending machine.
Pickpocket a delinquet in the light of day, and walk infront of a guard so he can't beat you up. When you finally pass him, make a run for it and enter the mens bathroom. Use the DB shotgun right as he closes the door but make sure you set up the body in the bathroom stall. Walk outside and act like you accidentally broke a toilet seat. Walk in the opposite direction of the first guard and talk to a second guard about a loud bang. When he says he doesnt know what happened, shrug it off and walk away.
Edit: When he comes around the corner shoot him at close range so the sawed off shotgun wont miss.
while stealing student iphones
You calmly walk past a delinquent and swipe an iphone from his pocket.
"What the hell, man! GIMME!" The Delinquent shouts as he tries to punch your lights out. You quickly run in front of a security guard, and the delinquent stops.
"Aren't you supposed to be in class, young man?" The Security Guard says.
"H-He stole my phone! Do something!" The Delinquent shouts in a shrill voice.
"Yeah. He stole your phone. And he probably stole your mother's virginity, kid. Get to class." The Security Guard walks off.
You sprint to the bathroom, the Delinquent following after you. Once he rounds the corner, you shotgun him in the face for an instant kill. You casually exit the bathrooms and ask a nearby guard if he heard a loud bang, but he's too busy radioing into his walkie-talkie:
"GUNFIRE DETECTED! REQUESTING REINFORCEMENTS ASAP!"
Alarms begin ringing throughout the school, and everyone begins shrieking before fleeing the school. Other security guards suddenly whip out body armor and SMGs, ready to shoot any troublemakers.
QUICK RULES/THINGS TO KNOW(Seriously, do I have to make this into really fucking obnoxious rainbow colors for you to read?)
1) Some semblance of sanity in your posts, please. stuffposting and thread derailing to a minimum.
2) The Protagonist only dies if he runs out of BLOOD or health in the HEAD/TORSO areas. Losing all ARM/LEG health will merely cripple you.
3) If you decide to start suddenly gaining superpowers or summoning stuff, you're in for a world of hurt.
4) Carrying an entire arsenal on your back is suspicious, and may instigate hostility from others.[/size]
OBJECTIVES:Find something of interest to steal
(OPTIONAL)Get the hell out of here and go rob the Motel owned by Mobsters
WEAPONS
Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 1/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.)
Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.)
Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)
.45 Pistol 8/8 (Easily concealed)
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Holo-Decoy (Reusable, portable device that emits a holographic decoy of you, guaranteed to look 100% realistic!)
Disguise: Mobster Bouncer
$4850 (Bribe people or buy things)
"Smart" Phone
Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.)
Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.)
Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member)
Pencil + Paper
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SPARE AMMO
Shotgun Shells: 8
Stun Baton Batteries: 3
.45 Mags: 3
FAVORS/ASSISTANCE
The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you.
Intel Specialist: $500. For a modest fee, he will reveal if there is anything of value to loot.
MetaTech Automated AssistBot: $1500. Hire a robot armed with a SMG to follow you around.
Gang Member Distraction: $200. Hire a bunch of gang members to cause a distraction by engaging in a massive fist fight outside.
SPACE MARINES: $4000. Hire your old Space Marine buddies from your days of assassinating people.
GUNSHOTS HEARD AT SCHOOL - SWAT ARRIVING IN 10 MINUTES
Update Schedule: Updates at least once a week. I'll always be able to update on the weekends.
Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] |
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