Oh hey I actually have free time to draw and update since the math teacher couldn't make it to school, meaning a substitute teacher and no homework that takes 3 loving hours to finish
Hide everything but 50$ and your sawn-off shotgun in a motel room.
Walk down to the bus.
Say you'll give them 50$.
If they demand more, say you'll give them your shotgun and all it's ammo, and say it's all you have.
If they still demand more, or if something goes wrong, quickly shoot the nearest junkie with the shotgun, run into a motel room, and call the police.
If they don't demand more, and if everything goes right, give them what you said you would.
Use the holo decoy
You send your Holo-Decoy out to negotiate. The Junkies demand $2000 so they can feed their meth addiction, and start getting impatient. While the Decoy distracts them, you try to get into position with the shotgun...
give them the decoy and whack as many people as you can with the laser m16
....When you get the idea to use the Laser M16 instead! Good idea. Through sheer willpower alone, you get your threateningly realistic prop of a laser M16 to shoot an imaginary laser! Too bad it has no effect on anything.
CALL IN THE SPACE MARINES AND BLOW THE BUS TO SMITHEREENS
Bus destroyed. Really loving loud explosion that can be heard a mile away. At least you got your old crew of SPACE MARINES back, though.
take a step back
shoot the bus
wiggle wiggle wiggle
Bail behind motel.
Do more jumping jacks
You take a step back, shoot an imaginary laser from the Replica Laser M16 at the bus, and perform a victory dance. Step back one, two jumping jacks, and three intense rounds of wiggling everywhere like a worm. Or maybe a snake? You aren't sure.
You then haul ass out of the Motel, ready to actually rob some places that have loot for sure.
Locations available to target next:- Small-town Hospital
- The Office
- Jungle Hideout
- Roy's Ship
- Houses on 67th Way
- The Train
- Vegas
- The Bank
- OTHER(Please suggest and I'll see if there's a Gmod map for that): ____________
1) Some semblance of sanity in your posts, please. stuffposting and thread derailing to a minimum.
2) The Protagonist only dies if he runs out of BLOOD or health in the HEAD/TORSO areas. Losing all ARM/LEG health will merely cripple you.
3) If you decide to start suddenly gaining superpowers or summoning stuff, you're in for a world of hurt.
4) Carrying an entire arsenal on your back is suspicious, and may instigate hostility from others.
WEAPONS
Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.)
Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.)
Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)
.45 Pistol 8/8 (Easily concealed)
| ITEMS
Holo-Decoy (Reusable, portable device that emits a holographic decoy of you, guaranteed to look 100% realistic!)
Disguise: Mobster Bouncer
$250 (Bribe people or buy things)
"Smart" Phone
Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.)
Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.)
Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member)
Pencil + Paper
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SPARE AMMO
Shotgun Shells: 7
Stun Baton Batteries: 3
.45 Mags: 3
FAVORS/ASSISTANCE
The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you.
MetaTech Automated AssistBot: $1500. Hire a robot armed with a SMG to follow you around.
SPACE MARINES(ACTIVE): Four badass SPACE MARINES are following you for a limited time.
MetaTech Self Revive Kit: $1200. Instantly be brought back from the brink of death!
VentaTech Body Armor Delivery: $2000. Within seconds, a VentaTech Courier will arrive on scene to toss you some Body Armor.
Update Schedule: Updates at least once a week. I can always update(and draw) on the weekend.
Blood: [llllllllll]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] |
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