BLF Plans a Robbery

[Blockchip]

Aim directly at the remaining mobster driver with your .45 pistol and shoot him until he appears to be dead.
After that, painfully stumble into the nearest place inaccessible by car, sit or lie down, and call two ambulances for you and McClass.

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[tber123]

take the steering wheel off and throw it at the driver in the yellow car

You rush to the nearest steering wheel from the nearest wrecked car, and throw it at the Driver! Your aim is off, however, and the passenger is the one struck in the head and killed!

Aim directly at the remaining mobster driver with your .45 pistol and shoot him until he appears to be dead.
After that, painfully stumble into the nearest place inaccessible by car, sit or lie down, and call two ambulances for you and McClass.

Deep breaths. Deep breaths. You smoothly pop off the last few rounds in the magazine before you begin reloading. The Mobster Driver dramatically crashes into the nearby truck and flips over. The ambulance you called arrives a few minutes later... Awfully and conveniently quick, in fact. Both you and McClass are loaded into the ambulance and taken to the hospital, and the Police never find out who was responsible for shooting up the party.

ROBBERY COMPLETE: Mobster House
After exiting the hospital, you proceed to sell the loot to some shady figures for $5000.

John McClass is unavailable as Assistance for your next robbery. He is currently making a deal with a warehouse full of Mobsters.

Locations available to target next:

• Small-town Hospital
• The Office
• Jungle Hideout(Home to a bunch of terrorists)
• Roy's Ship
• Houses on 67th Way
• The Train

WEAPONS Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else) .45 Pistol 6/8 (Easily concealed)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $5050 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper

SPARE AMMO Stun Baton Batteries: 1 .45 Mags: 1 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once per every 2-3 days. School is back in session for me. Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Foopster]

realize you're superman and that you're immune to bullets then stick it in the next house's pooper

[Blockchip]

Go to a store so you can buy things.

[Space1255]

Go to a store so you can buy things.

Buy a giant carrot and attatch knives at the end of it

[Refticus]

now release the stuff you held in for 100 years to become a rocket ship

[Space1255]

now release the stuff you held in for 100 years to become a rocket ship

While singing the little einsteins theme song.

[tber123]

I'll be able to draw again on the weekend and/or when we finally get to the next heist

realize you're superman and that you're immune to bullets then stick it in the next house's pooper

You rush into a nearby house, thinking you're superman. A shotgun blast to the face from the Redneck Resident tears your skull apart, proving that you aren't so Super.

GAMEOVER

now release the stuff you held in for 100 years to become a rocket ship

You take a dump in a nearby bush while imagining some very dramatic backstory(You've been holding it in for a hundred years somehow) and loudly shouting the Little Einsteins theme song.

Buy a giant carrot and attatch knives at the end of it

You purchase a DilKnife for the cheap price of $50. The DilKnife keeps flopping around all over the place and stabbing everything.

Go to a store so you can buy things.

You go to a store and look at the last of their stock left to buy:
Note: All Ammo has been refilled for free

5.56 Assault Rifle: $3000. Fell off the back of a truck. Hard to conceal unless you have a trenchcoat or something.
.44 Magnum: $1000. Easy to conceal and packs a punch, but the recoil will break your baby fingers.
.223 Hunting Rifle w/ Scope: $2500. Blow away some poor sap from a mile away. Hard to conceal.
Sawn-Off Pump Action Shotgun: $1200. An upgrade to the Sawn-Off Double Barrel. Easy to conceal as ever.
5.56 Light Machine Gun: $4000. For when you need MOAR DAKKA. Hard to conceal.
Combat Knife: $100. Perfect for shanking someone.
Frag Grenade: $500. Rip people to shreds with shrapnel.
HE Grenade: $650. Rip people apart with the sheer power of an explosion.
Flashbang: $300. Blind and/or impair people. Flashbangs may cause burns and/or fire in some cases.
Taser: $200. Perfect for disabling a single target.
Less-Lethal Shotgun: $1000. A shotgun modified to only accept less-than-lethal rounds such as beanbags or electroshock rounds.
Stinger Grenade: $150. The Poor Man's Frag Grenade. Or a Pacifists's Frag Grenade. Instead of shrapnel, you have less-than-lethal rubber balls tearing into people and stunning them.
First Aid Kit: $250. Capable of slightly healing you and stopping any bleeding.
Medium Armor: $1000. Protects against most Pistols, SMGs, rifles, and shotguns. Assuming they hit the TORSO.
Tinfoil Hat: $1600. Protects against UN Death Rays and/or Mind Control.
Security Guard Disguise: $600. Cosplay as your favorite security guard or something.
MetaTech Self Revive Kit: $1000. Miraculously revives you from death itself.
Shotgun entrepreneur  Cane: $1500. A entrepreneur  Staff that also functions as a shotgun. Since it is a disguised weapon, you can always conceal this.
Incendiary Grenade: $750. Start some fires.
Tear Gas Grenade: $300. Anyone caught in the cloud is going to have their day ruined.
Holo-Decoy: $150. Its a realistic, holographic decoy of you!


QUICK RULES/THINGS TO KNOW
1) Some semblance of sanity in your posts, please. stuffposting and thread derailing to a minimum.
2) The Protagonist only dies if he runs out of BLOOD or health in the HEAD/TORSO areas. Losing all ARM/LEG health will merely cripple you.
3) If you decide to start suddenly gaining superpowers or summoning stuff, you're in for a world of hurt.
4) Carrying an entire arsenal on your back is suspicious, and may instigate hostility from others.
Locations available to target next:

• Small-town Hospital
• The Office
• Jungle Hideout(Home to a bunch of terrorists)
• Roy's Ship
• Houses on 67th Way
• The Train
• Vegas
• The Bank

WEAPONS DilKnife (Flops around everywhere, cannot be concealed) Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else) .45 Pistol 8/8 (Easily concealed)

ITEMS Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $5000 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper

SPARE AMMO Shotgun Shells: 8 Stun Baton Batteries: 3 .45 Mags: 3 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Update Schedule: Updates at least once a week. I'll always be able to update on the weekends. Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[TheAviationFanatic]

begin your genocide crusade

[Zharthon]

rob a high school, these guys did it so why can't we?

[Refticus]

buy a holo decoy so you can have love with yourself

[Kidalex90]

go to a mob owned motel and kill everyone there

[tber123]

buy a holo decoy so you can have love with yourself

You buy a holo decoy with the intention of committing selfcest. To your dismay, your junk phases right through the hologram into empty air.

begin your genocide crusade

This is not BLF Plans a Flash Mob. Not yet.

rob a high school, these guys did it so why can't we?

Garry Grove High School! Surely there's gotta be something of value! Maybe you can break into the Principal's office and discover his secret stash of Communist Steel? Find some incredibly old chewing gum on the floor and sell it for millions? Hell, you could even steal the school food and resell it for a profit!

Even better, you could stop and realize there's probably nothing of value.



You step into the school. Class is in session, so the hallways are mostly empty. Except for a few delinquents skipping classes. And the security guards roaming everywhere.

QUICK RULES/THINGS TO KNOW
1) Some semblance of sanity in your posts, please. stuffposting and thread derailing to a minimum.
2) The Protagonist only dies if he runs out of BLOOD or health in the HEAD/TORSO areas. Losing all ARM/LEG health will merely cripple you.
3) If you decide to start suddenly gaining superpowers or summoning stuff, you're in for a world of hurt.
4) Carrying an entire arsenal on your back is suspicious, and may instigate hostility from others.

OBJECTIVES:
Find something of interest to steal
(OPTIONAL)Get the hell out of here and go rob the Motel owned by Mobsters

WEAPONS DilKnife (Flops around everywhere, cannot be concealed) Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 2/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.) Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.) Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else) .45 Pistol 8/8 (Easily concealed)

ITEMS Holo-Decoy (Reusable, portable device that emits a holographic decoy of you, guaranteed to look 100% realistic!) Disguise: Mobster Bouncer $4850 (Bribe people or buy things) "Smart" Phone Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.) Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.) Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member) Pencil + Paper

SPARE AMMO Shotgun Shells: 8 Stun Baton Batteries: 3 .45 Mags: 3 FAVORS/ASSISTANCE The Voices in your Head(Always Active): The ones giving you advice and controlling you. Intel Specialist: $500. For a modest fee, he will reveal if there is anything of value to loot. MetaTech Automated AssistBot: $1500. Hire a robot armed with a SMG to follow you around. Gang Member Distraction: $200. Hire a bunch of gang members to cause a distraction by engaging in a massive fist fight outside. SPACE MARINES: $4000. Hire your old Space Marine buddies from your days of assassinating people. Update Schedule: Updates at least once a week. I'll always be able to update on the weekends. Blood: [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Refticus]

realise you broke your family tradition of holding their stuff for all of their lives. use the rage of your ancestors to go on a genocide crusade, while stealing student iphones

[Kidalex90]

get rid of your dilkinfe and find the nearest vending machine