Dice With 100 Sides - I Never Asked For This

[startacker]

Oh boy here we go again

BACKSTORY AND SOME OTHER CRAP
You're name is Adolfo Hitlah and you live in bum forget nowhere Utah in a small wooden shack

What do

INVENTORY
M1911A1 (7/7)
$5
An empty potato chip bag

INFO FOR NEWCOMERS
Dice with 100 sides is my own take on the "popular" forum game, where you say an action and I roll a dice, depending on how high the number is determines how well you do that task.

BORING GUIDELINES
I can't believe I have to say this but please don't suggest anything like "Rape XYZ"
seriously

[Ad Bot]

[GoldenLego]

Name = Adolfo
Last Name = Hitlah

Use the empty potato chip bag as a wallet for your $5.

[tber123]

last thread had stuffposting and a bunch of edgy forgets wanting to rape a bunch of children. Are you sure that wont kill this one?

OT:summon a tornado

[Copy Kirby]

Look around and find a bullet bill plushie armed with a bullet bill launcher.

[startacker]

Use the empty potato chip bag as a wallet for your $5.

32, You toss your money in the bag, only for the money to get all salty and become practically unusable.
You still have your bag at least.

summon a tornado

86, Using some tornado staff you totally didn't shoot a guy for, you get a tornado staff and summon a tornado.
Right in front of you.

Look around and find a bullet bill plushie armed with a bullet bill launcher.

6, You find one, but it shoots you and you get sucked into your own tornado to be thrown around and hit by multiple pieces of debris. You are thrown out of the tornado and land on a cactus and die.

GAME OVER
Reloading last save...
You start back when you summoned a tornado

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1 (6/7 shots)
Empty Potato Chip Bag with unusable $5 in it

[joe411]

Eat the potato chip bag.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Hack into the GDI Orbital Ion Cannon.

[Tornado Kirby]

eat tornado staff. eat clip of M1911A1 ammo. eat M1911A1. eat chip bag with money. delicious

[Clownfish]

cry because you tried to eat all your stuff

[startacker]

Eat the potato chip bag.

79, You eat your potato chip bag, with your money still in it.

Hack into the GDI Orbital Ion Cannon.

83, Using nothing but your brain powers, you log into the Orbital Ion Cannon firing system.

eat tornado staff. eat clip of M1911A1 ammo. eat M1911A1. eat chip bag with money. delicious

25, You break a tooth on the staff, and ruin 2 bullets from your magazine.

cry because you tried to eat all your stuff

95, You cry for several hours, somehow growing an apple tree next to you.

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1(4/7 shots)

You are currently logged into the Orbital Ion Cannon firing system.

[CypherX]

Jerk off

[Tornado Kirby]

eat apple tree

[Refticus]

roll a 100 for the next poster

[Blockchip]

roll a 0 for the last player

[Drydess]

roll a 100 for blockchip