Dice With 100 Sides - I Never Asked For This

[Blockchip]

roll a 0 for drydess

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

eat dice

[Blockchip]

roll a 0 for this roll

[startacker]

Jerk off

Oh boy
13, You cut off your baby maker somehow
You know have major bleeding!

eat apple tree

70, You eat the entire tree, all of it.

roll a 100 for the next poster

81, Next roll will be set to 100

roll a 0 for the last player

100, Last suggestion set to 0

roll a 100 for blockchip

26, Declined, the dice gods have banned you from doing this

roll a 0 for drydess

ERROR 53-USER BANNED FROM DICE RIGGING

eat dice

73, You ate your dice, a new one is given to you, how nice!

roll a 0 for this roll

0, you roll a 0 for... nothing.
But since you rolled a 0 for nothing instead you get something and that something should be nothing but since nothing has to be something then-

ERROR 23-PARADOX DETECTED
The world had ended

GAME OVER
Reloading last autosave...

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1(4/7 shots)

STATUS EFFECTS
MAJOR BLEEDING

[Space1255]

Heal yourself using tampons. Proceed to launch fifteen nukes at the sun.

[CypherX]

Use force powers to regrow your rooster

[Refticus]

rip off your shirt and create a fabric vibrator

pleasure yourself with the vibrator

[CypherX]

rip off your shirt and create a fabric vibrator

pleasure yourself with the vibrator

my brother

[Drydess]

forum Self Delete
roll a 100 dammit

[Clownfish]

perform a 9/11 using telekinesis

[Tornado Kirby]

eat a jumbo jet

[startacker]

Heal yourself using tampons. Proceed to launch fifteen nukes at the sun.

85, Using some tampons, you patch up your baby maker
89, You fire 15 nukes towards the sun, now how'd you do that?

Use force powers to regrow your rooster

94, Your snake grows back, but this time bigger!

rip off your shirt and create a fabric vibrator

pleasure yourself with the vibrator

88, You rip off part of your shirt and back a vibrator
You get a case of dejavu
67, You pleasure yourself for a bit, the vibrator falls to pieces

forum Self Delete

74, You post research and gore on a random forum. Too bad you posted it in their rightful threads

perform a 9/11 using telekinesis

35, You hurt your head, giving you a minor headache

eat a jumbo jet

83, You eat whatever a jumbo jet is.
You feel slightly refreshed

INVENTORY
Tornado Staff
M1911A1(4/7 shots)

STATUS EFFECTS
Minor Headache

[CRITAWAKETS]

Destroy the white house with the Ion cannon.

[CypherX]

Jerk rooster 2.0

[Tornado Kirby]

eat rooster 2.0