School sucks
i'm revived now right
good
eat captcha catcher
30, You fail to even find captcha catcher
if this roll beats tornado's roll, beat the stuff out for capatcha catcher first
otherwise cry
77, You beat the stuff out of captcha catcher
kill tornado kirby
42, You shoot in the general direction that you fired earlier, hitting tornado kirby in the arm!
Make a volleyball team
80, Finding a few refugees, you create the (Team Name) Volley Ball Team
if tornado kirby is killed, revive him using goldenlego's life essence, killing him in the process
98, You heal tornado kirby by moving his bullet wound to goldenlego's body, right at his heart
goldenlego is now dead
travel to denver
44, You catch a bus and travel to Denver, Colorado with your volley ball team
remember that you forgot your wallet in denver, drive back to denver.
73, You take a bus that circles Denver and then arrives at Denver, you grab your wallet and go back to Denver
Become spooky skeleton and spook whoever ate me
50, You become a skeleton, but Captcha Catcher was never eaten, so there's no one to spook
ban Denver from travel-able places for the rest of thread
8, The entirety of Denver is now trying to kill you
ENCOUNTERThe Entire Population Of Denver (Armed with Everything)
travel to a new, random place for the next 30 posts by startracker in this thread
100, EVERY TIME I MAKE A POST THE FIRST PERSON TO POST GETS TO DECIDE WHERE WE MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO EVERY TIME I POST.
WOOP DE DOO
become one with yoda
74, You get a yoda implant, which is just a doctor shoving a yoda doll next to your pancreas, you feel a bit more empowered, but also had to pay for surgery.
The entirety of Denver is still following you.
YOU ARE CURRENTLY AT: Denver, ColoradoINVENTORYTornado Staff
M1911A1(3/7 shots)
M4A1(17/30 shots)
STANAG Magazine (30 shots)
G27 (7/9 shots)
G27 Magazine (9 shots)
AKS-74U (15/30 shots)
RPK Magazine (45 shots)
Dice TechTM Swiss Army Knife
P228 (11/13 shots)
Wallet with $10,009.99 in it
